Shakespeare in the toilet

I found a nice site featuring poetic toilet writings today. One of my favourite :-

Venue: Shari's Restaurant
Shoreline, Washington USA 98133
Women's restroom, only floor

Writing on wall:

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

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Venue: Sportsmans' Park Restrooms
Idaho Falls, ID 83404
Men's restroom, 1st floor

Writing on wall:

For a good conversation, meet here at 2:50pm on July 10.
Look for a maroon van.

Poster's Comment: Known locally as "Peter Park" because the homosexual perverts (not to say all homosexuals are perverts, just the twisted, child molesting ones) like to meet there, I found myself in that bathroom, on that day, at 2:47 PM. I cannot describe the abject horror I felt. I peed on myself in my haste to exit the bathroom, and sure enough, a maroon minivan pulled up at 2:49 and a suspicious pervert got out and checked the bathroom. If you have ever seen Dumb and Dumber, you can't even imagine the terror of the truckstop bathrooom scene.

Read more herehttp://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/

 

Teehee, that second one is funn-ay.

 

Those are indeed of shakespearean standard--toilet standard to be specific. LOL
Nice post there Iskandar.