Shakira, the biggest Star on the internet!

Well folks, Shakira is mainstream, the biggest star in the world right now and the most searched on star in the universe at this time.

See attachment, even Yahoo is jumping on her train.

PS: Shakira, I love you, please remember me in your fame and fortune and loan me some money (send me a grant) so I don't have to work anymore

PSS: Please help me Shakira, I am on my last legs for SURE

PSSS: I love you Shakira, don't leave me for younger and better looking men

 

who????????

 

Exactly!

 

Welcome to Shakira guys, just the biggest music star around right now

Remember, she loves me and not you guys

 

I had her already.

 

No you didn't, she told me she did not like you (must be the ZZ Top look you got goin on dude)

 

I've posted my pic here. Trust me, no one is mistaking me for a member of ZZ top bro.

 

You will never make a monkey out of me man, post your photo so Shakira can see your face, maybe she will like you after all

PS: You know she is a future Billionaire and she will be reading this thread one day man, you have your shot now, take it

PSS: Shakira, remember your friend Anthony, I really need help quick, I will invest your money with great care

 

I don't need no stinkin' million dollars. I just want to eat cake.

Oh yeah and I got a cool wife already.

 

Shit a million is not even enough to buy gas for a few years anymore man, you better catch up with the times or buy a horse and buggy

 

I hate the price of gas, but let's not focus on that. That's a diversion to get the lower income people pissed and divert their attention. We need to be showing them the big picture. Poor education. The dumbing down of america is the big problem.

We have to convince people that if you are smart you are not a nerd. Well ok you are, but in the big picture, you get the money too.

 

Shakira! Ah, what a nice dancer! We love dancers, and we push them to the pit to feed the rancor! Muhahaha...

 

I like your ideas.

 

Second that. Never heard of her.

 

You guys must have just gotten out of the shelters from that Cuban missle crisis. She is a really popular/famous/hot singer/dancer with a really cute butt. Though I do wonder why all of a sudden we have a Shakira shrine here.

 

She's second tier- IMO.

 

Shakira ~ I almost went blind watching that video where she shakes her butt all over the place. What was it called? "Wherever"?

 

She is not second tier, you would have to see her live to see the real Shakira, records and most MTV videos do not do anything to showcase her real talents.

She is one dynamite live performer, I think she has a live DVD if you need proof, I have some live video and she is one of the best ever, either sex.

She writes and produces all her stuff and can play any instrument on stage and is much more than a bad ass dancer

She is the real thing, a true SuperStar, no one can compare with her, period.

Von day ve be togeder