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Should there be a programming language for women....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Fervorite, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. #1
    People often complain that there isn't enough on computers or the internet for women. I think thats partly because the current programming languages are very masculine and off-putting to women. So... I'm proposing we invent a new language soley for women!

    Your suggestions please!

    IF :) is bigger than :(, dinner is ready.  ELSE, send child to shop for microwavable snacks before abusive husband returns home;
    Stop();
    Do Washing Up; 
    Code (markup):
    Your turn...
     
    Fervorite, Feb 1, 2007 IP
  2. bacanze

    bacanze Peon

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    haha funny idea

    Private Sub btndo_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles btndo.Click

    lbldate.Text = FormatDateTime(Now(), DateFormat.LongDate)

    If lbldate = 5.30 then
    msgbox.show("Make everyones tea", MsgBoxStyle.Critical")
    else
    msgbox.show("Get busy", MsgBoxStyle.Information")
    end if
    end sub
    end class

    too busy to write anything else
     
    bacanze, Feb 1, 2007 IP
  3. samyak

    samyak Active Member

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    lol, your OP is borderline sexist, but i like the idea :)
     
    samyak, Mar 18, 2012 IP
  4. Rick Ace

    Rick Ace Member

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    You're making fun of abused women and children. And it's just not funny.
     
    Rick Ace, Mar 18, 2012 IP