So I'm an idiot....

I just realized today that I told the girl that I love that her best friend should die....as much as I hate the girl I really love her best friend...they hate me & think I am probably on the computer too much....at least people here understand that....I really am fucked up now & really drunk....

 

not only you are an idiot but a loser as well

 

Time to sleep it off... And stay away from the booze it obviously doesn't agree with you... Oh and don't forget to suck up big time when you wake-up. *giggle*

 

Is this another term for weed ?

 

That's ok, go kill yourself or something like that and everything will be fine lol jk

 

lol @ drunk post. Sleep it off and hopefully your hangover won't be too bad.

 

Drink more so that you wont be sober anymore. You will mayby be sad if you turns to beeing sober.

 

you do know that using your computer whule drunk is illegal ?

 

Flowers, dude. And plenty of them!

 

Some people should superglue their mouth before they drink. The other night my friend got drunk, called his sister a slut by mistake, got slapped for that.... So the next thing you know he is going into self destructive pattern by punching walls and bleeding all over the place, ruining the night for everyone and ending up in hospital with a broken wrist.


Anywayz, dont worry dude! I got cought in the act with my friends cousin by half her family the other night. Shit happens. Just dont get drunk before you try and get it all sorted.

 

Well you ruined all possibilities for that threesome.

Time to move on.

 

Now there's a man who knows how to do some spatial thinking

 

Some people should not drink. I think based on what happen you are one of them. Time to stop drinking and start talking and hopfully your girlfriend will forgive you.

Good Luck.

 

I bought my brother a shirt years ago for a little passive intervention.

"Instant Asshole - Just Add Alcohol"

If that sounds familar, it's time for a change.

 

just get another one

 

I quit drinking about 20 years ago. Too strong a tendency to act bizarre and point out peoples buck teeth.

I had decided to quite drinking, since all my attempts to just cut back didn't seem to work out. One night I was out with a "just a friend" girl pal, who I didn't find attractive. While dropping me off somehow I ended up on the receiving end of a repulsive tonsil probing kiss. That was the last straw.

Haven't drank since!




drink drank drunk?

 

Yeah one time when I young and going through a serious bout of Christianity I ended up doing it with a female friend in a cemetery and my Cross key chain broke.

 

Yeah, those taxi drivers can be a bit much sometimes, huh?

 

What were you doing with the key chain?