So my girlfriend and I have a different view on monogamy.

What is there to think?

VERY GOOD IDEA !!!

 

My name is Jason Lewis so my wife gets to goto bed with a model every night

 

Well at least after she is done she comes back home to you every night.

 

omgosh jason lewis has a butt chin!

Hodgie....You need to find a girl that makes you not want to be with other girls..then no arguements.

 

Yeah but me and your mom have not been getting along lately hodge so she stays with him more and more.

 

Somehow the internet has provided me with a mental picture I would rather have done without

 

I don't get it Which scandal was that?

 

I was just detailing a quirky converstation that I had with my girlfriend. I wasn't really seeking advice or looking to go have sex with a bunch of girls. I was just talking to my girlfriend and seeing if she could come up with a good reason for monogamy and kind of play devil's advocate agasint that.

 

The problem with polygamy (for men) is this: In an actually "open" relationship, your wife can get laid any time she wants. The average guy, going out to a bar, might get laid 1/10 nights. A girl can get sex every night that she wants to, assuming that she is anything other than butt-ugly.

 

True, and sometimes even the butt ugly ones get laid with some dudes who were too drunk to get the girls they wanted.

 

We even have a word for Minor wife and Mistress You can keep as many Mia Nois (minor wifes) as you please and can afford. The owner of Chang Beer have about 7 i think in diffrent places.

 

Hodge I should slap you you through the screen... what kind of remark was that?!

It reminds me of when woman ask a question and you say something about clothing and they come back with, "So now I look fat in these pants?!" Don't sink to that level!

 

I wish you would. Then we'll see what's up.

Nah I had to throw out bizarre non logical arguments. I mean look at the whole thing. None of it makes sense.

 

True that.

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
- Will Rogers


However if you do find yourself in an argument please read the following...
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Top 10 Things Not to Say While Arguing with a Woman

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

2. "No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time."

3. "Ohh, you are so cute when your face gets all red and scrunched up like that."

4. "You're just upset because your backside is beginning to spread."

5. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?"

6. "Are you gonna cry now?" (force lip to quiver mockingly)

7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"

8. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

9. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."

10. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"

 

10. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"<<<< what's wrong with that one?

 

Just a guess, but if you said that WHILE you were arguing I don't think it would go over very well. Maybe if you asked the question ahead of time. I guess that one would depend on the situation though.

9 is a no go... tried that one when I first got married. Didn't pan out to well.

 

truthfully I like sports..long as the guy is willing to vacuum up the doritos i throw at him for trying to bring up a bunch of crap about "his feelings" while I am trying to watch..I an like can't that wait until I have the flu and feel like crud anyways?