Something for copywriters to enjoy!

There was this woman who was fat, she wore a tinfoil hat to rid herself of the fat. But rat!.....It didn't work so she took a bat to the hat as she was still fat. She blamed that on the hat. She squashed the hat with the bat and it looked as flat as a mat.
But she was still fat, so much for the hat....drat!

 

Counterfeit tinfoil hat will get you that.

 

Saw this joke and immediately thought of this thread:

"Information? I need the number of Caseway Insurance Company."

"Would you spell that, please?"

"Certainly. That's C as in cadence. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. and Y as in you."

"Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."

 

Saw this one-liner and thought of this thread:

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

 

@jrbiz
That caseway joke made me laugh like barking dogs

 

This is slightly OT, but for you lovers of the importance of proper punctuation:

I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month.

Oops. bad punctuation. Should have read:

I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

 

What a big matter of a small dot!

Well, just `ve found this funny thread and put my 20cents.
Try to read and understand this:

Will Will will
Will Will's will?

 

Saw a new one (for me, anyway) and thought of this thread:

Laid is pronounced like paid but not said,
and said is pronounced like bread but not bead,
and bead is pronounced like lead, but not lead.

 

The best way to live is to see your favorite band live.

 

Got a new one:

The expedition was a farce because its supplies were scarce.