Spot The Asshole

I actually like Shawn, now that is a crazy thing to say in public

 

Why?

I don't know anyone that dislikes him. Actually he is one of the nicest most down to earth non dorky people on here. Don't let his admin status fool you.


But he would still kick your arse.

 

Excerpt from an Interview With Mellie Vanelli

Q: What is your true opinion of Minstrel, Mellie?

A: I don't know anyone that dislikes him. Actually he is one of the nicest most down to earth non dorky people on here.

A Vote for Minstrel is a vote for beer and a friend of Mellie's

 

Take some sardines, open the tin and then stuff them down between the cushions of a fitted seat.

 

You must know my brother McFox:

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=16687&page=5&pp=10

 

Yeah... watch out for the "e" family, folks... they put the "e" in "eek"

 

There is hope for you yet Minstrel. You really did understand my point.

 

Bob you're back fella!! Yay we missed you. How have you been?


Ps: AC stole ur name

 

I know. I'm scared too

But I'm also self-employed so I get it

 

I'm great Mella. Thanks for asking. I've just been busy chasing women and trying to make a living. Now if I had you Babes, all I'd have to do is make a living, but somehow I think I'd still be too busy to contribute to this forum.

 

tops the landlord shud be shot .. I agree with mella on this one!

 

I'm confused by the title of this thread <== see? that proves it

Was the name of the landlord Spot? <== see? there it is again

 

That's dry Canadian humour Minstrel. I'm not sure everyone will get it. Maybe I should start another poll entitled "Does anyone understand Minstrel's humour?"

 

Sorry but that's just total crap.

I worked in a bar for a while, and we would never, EVER ask someone to leave because they're "drinking too slowly", especially in the time frame you're talking about.

Sales per hour figures? For the manager, maybe. Bar staff's bottom line is to keep the punters happy though, not be salesmen. Any bar that acts like that is going to end up with lots of people like TOPS and no reputation to speak of very quickly.

 

I agree with you Bob, many times Minstrel goes above us average folks heads with some of his stuff, while my stuff can be understood by every simpleton and stooge alive

 

Your right AC, simpletons and stooges have no trouble with your stuff. It is the folk with more than half a brain that have trouble following your train of thought.

 

Exactly, and what that shows you is that those folks just think they are smart

 

The owner is a moron and one of those people who count pennies and lose on big bucks because of it. Customer service is everything. You treat your customers right it comes back to you tenfold. Every smart business owner knows that it is all about repeat customers who then bring their friends etc.
I have seen that kind of service in redneck town Bakersfield a lot, no wonder that city is broke

 

If you do, the right response options are critical. May I suggest:

o I am Canadian and I think Minstrel's sense of humor is awesome
o I am non-Canadian and I think Minstrel's sense of humor is awesome
o I am non-Canadian and I don't understand Minstrel's sense of humor
o I am Canadian but I support the government in power and I don't understand Minstrel's sense of humor
o what's "humor"?
o what's a Minstrel?
o where are we?