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Spot The Asshole

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by T0PS3O, May 21, 2005.

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Who's the asshole?

Poll closed May 24, 2005.

  1. The guy threatening me to get kicked out for not drinking (fast) enough...

    24 vote(s)
    77.4%

  2. Me for not drinking (fast) enough...

    7 vote(s)
    22.6%
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  1. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #121
    Simpletons and stooges are people too, e...

    Somebody has to deliver pizza and govern the country...
     
    minstrel, May 22, 2005 IP
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    Old Welsh Guy Notable Member

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    #122
    The man is obviously a shithead, and has no idea at all. A half empty pub on Cup Final day is a pub not worth going to IMO.
     
    Old Welsh Guy, May 22, 2005 IP
  3. Foxy

    Foxy Chief Natural Foodie

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    #123
    Actually Tops all you need to do is ask for a glass of water [tap] and he is legally obliged to supply it free of charge.

    That been said he can still ask you to leave once you have consumed it as he is the licensee however you could ask for the police to come.....and he may have found that a little embarrasing!!!!!

    Funny some people heh!!!
     
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #124
    This thread is starting to bother me, I really don't need to spot one, I see one everytime I look in the mirror :p :eek: :p
     
    anthonycea, May 22, 2005 IP
  5. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #125
    :confused:

    Is that a one-way mirror into your neighbor's house, AC?
     
    minstrel, May 22, 2005 IP
  6. Foxy

    Foxy Chief Natural Foodie

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    #126
    Hehehe......or is that what BigA stands for?? :D
     
    Foxy, May 22, 2005 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #127
    Why not, VS and Shawn call me much worse Foxy, not to mention Mella :eek: :mad: :(

    PS: No Minstrel, my Dad and Compar and Shawn have called me an idiot so much I am starting to believe it myself :mad: :( :eek:
     
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  8. Foxy

    Foxy Chief Natural Foodie

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    #128
    Hehehehe....:D
     
    Foxy, May 22, 2005 IP
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  9. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #129
    I thought Shawn was your dad :confused:
     
    minstrel, May 22, 2005 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #130
    I think he is Wiggly's father :eek: :p :p
     
    anthonycea, May 22, 2005 IP
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    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #131
    AC, will you get rid of that avatar? If you don't want to be you, I can accept that. But stop all this transexualism... it's confusing me :confused:
     
    minstrel, May 22, 2005 IP
  12. anthonycea

    anthonycea Banned

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    #132
    I am Shakira's representative on the forum circuit, she hired me to handle her promotion on Digital Point, sorry Minstrel I am obligated to a contract at this time :eek:
     
    anthonycea, May 22, 2005 IP
  13. Design Agent

    Design Agent Peon

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    Im sure she appreciates the way you've stretched her face ;)
     
    Design Agent, May 22, 2005 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #134
    She will still look good a bit fat my man :eek: :D

    Can't hurt a girl with little one's :eek:
     
    anthonycea, May 22, 2005 IP
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    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #135
    It even revived Kirstie Alley's career...
     
    minstrel, May 22, 2005 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #136
    I would rather look at Dr. Phil, that woman was a waste of film and air time going back to Cheers or whatever that sorry show was :eek:
     
    anthonycea, May 22, 2005 IP
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    ZuraX Active Member

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    #137
    Or could be visitorless in minutes.. hehe
     
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    #138
    OK I've been monitoring hits here and none of you have made DP any revenue so I'm going to have to ask you all to get the hell out of this forum. Shawn pays hosting for this you know. How dare you!

    Anyway, interesting to see a pub-story like this gets the DP League of Gentlemen (Bob & Foxy) back on the scene that quick... :D

    Shawn didn't show up this morning, which leaves me a little disappointed, but I can laugh about the ordeal now more than yesterday when I was literally stumped.

    Thanks to all who supported me during this period of insecurity and those 7 who think I drink too slow or find me an asshole better never invite me for a drink :).
     
    T0PS3O, May 22, 2005 IP
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    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #139
    I was there... I slept on the bench out front with a knife in hand. Some guy was looking the windows before they opened up, so I stabbed him. Then I felt bad because it was the wrong guy, so I went home.
     
    digitalpoint, May 22, 2005 IP
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    e10 Well-Known Member

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    #140
    Okay TOPS!

    Your back on form. Now on you go back to the Saucy Kettle, demand your by bloody law given glass of tap water, drink it slowly, .... s-l-o-w-l-y ....

    and THEN stab the bugger!
     
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