Strippers

You must obviously not have a daughter to say something like that.

 

What do you mean? You would disown your daughter if she became a stripper or prostitute?

 

I think the way you're saying what you've said, is very non chalant. "concern me" for example. I think prostitution is a very bad thing. You seem to not have a big problem with women degrading themselves like that. This is about strippers, but stripping is one thing. Prostitution is a whole different subject and something that happens to be illegal where I live (which is good).

 

Sarah, I had a friend in college who was a stripper. She went to med school and is now a doctor (podiatrist).

She's a normal, stable, happy person.

 

Ok we differ in opinions but I will never apologise for having paid sex with someone who I never disrespected.

I don't want to open up a whole subject that cannot be discussed with all parties present.

Let's leave it (please) at that.

 

Fair enough

 

Definitely should not be a stripper then.- IMO

 

Hah, I work as a stripper, and one week before my wedding I had a gig. Wouldn't you know it, but it was my fiances boss throwing a stagette for 'Barbie' (Janet's name is changed to Barbie to protect her identity), my fiance!

Well, the funny thing was that she was so drunk that she did not recognize me, and even though I played my best moves on her, she wouldn't budge. She kept insisting that her fiance was the most incredible man she had ever met, and she would never do anything without his permission.

She then went into the kitchen with some of the other girls to plan out the first months menu she was going to cook for her new husband.

Haha, can you imagine?!

 

No but you obviously can.

Nice story...but I don't believe it.

 

I told my wife that if she wanted to see some guy's sweaty banana hammock, she was more than welcome to.

This was all in a bid to allow a private bachelor party with 3 female strippers for me to take place, but the plan crashed and burned and was vetoed.

 

So you wouldn't have a problem with me slapping sweaty dollars against her butt?

If it will help you get some strippers I'll come over and dance for your wife. I'm not waxing my butt though.

I just noticed that in this post I used the word butt twice not counting this sentence.

 

If it sounds too good ...

 

Crazy Rob =

Let's just say that the only part of that deluxe fabrication that is plausible, would be my fiance not remembering me! That was an example of self mockery, sorry if it came across as real. I was just trying to picture the least likely thing that could ever happen to me. LOL, I do not consider myself any better than anyone... not bad, just pretty average, and not good relationship material. There is a reason I am single, LMAO, and ever since I quit drinking I realized I am not ready for marraige, co-habitating, or even making plans more than two days in advance :O)))

 

So you don't have a mullet and chug pitchers of beer?

 

If this is a thread for confessions then I have something I have to come clean on. It’s this post.

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showpost.php?p=323343&postcount=38

I didn’t catch a guy calling himself Googleguy in my bed. I’m not even married.

 

The sad state of my affairs:

I used to play sports, and chugg pitchers (that pic is from right after a game - about 12 years ago!), dive off of stages, I represented myself in court when I was 20 and even put the cop who arrested me (DUI) on the stand. Married, divorced (17 years ago when I was 29 - no kids, whew), happy drunk, life of the party, bombed out od University because I slept through almost all of my classes but made all the frat parties.
I was your basic slouch, nice guy, severe underachiever.

I was trying to learn some xml with an xsl transform a couple month's ago, it is about like learning to do a three col. layout in CSS - not overly tough, it's what we do, right?

This is what I've become, LOL, I got a page to render properly the first time, and I jumped up and then slid on my knees pumping my arm like I had scored a TD for the Raiders or something.

Hey, if it wasn't googleguy, then who...???

 

Like a MeTaL powerslide? Hopefully you were wearing sweat pants at the time.

So that pic in the avatar is really you? You must be some kind of legend or something.

 

You've got to love those strippers with the steam. I hate scraping the wallpaper off the walls but those steam strippers really make things easy

 

I'm picturing more of Tom Cruise, Risky Business slide in tighty whities. Please oh God get out of my head you foul image.