Stuck on Toilet at Home Depot!

Man this is hillarious... I still have not finished the article... I'm still laughing too hard!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html

 

Why would you sit on a toilet seat that was wet or sticky with out wiping it :s

 

That's a good question. If, and (only in an extreme emergency) I have to use a public toilet, the seat is inspected (even if I must do a cheek sqeeze). Beyond that a hefty layer of TP is applied to the entire rim!!!

Yeah, this is a case of pure pilot error!

 

Ewww

LOL

Watched this story on the news and even the reporters could not stop laughing, was some funny stuff.

 

It sounds like he's trying to say Home Depot didn't give a sh*t.

 

Ouch... if that was crazy glue he must of left half his ass there

 

Home depot will settle this. Man this must have been embarassing...

 

I think he glued his own assto the seat as an attempt to sue them

 

lol.....that's so crazy....

 

I'm still trying to picture this guy being wheeled out of a Home Depot still attached to the toilet. I wonder if they put him on one of those bright orange HD dolleys.

LOL!!!

 

Exactly. Super Glue dries fairly fast. So a random person just happened to put super glue on the exact seat the guy just happened to sit on moments before the guy actually decided to sit on the toilet.

How often do people actually sit on toilet seats at home depot.

This whole thing strikes me as self serving.

 

Customers do strange things. My husband used to work at Home Despot, and his department was right in front of the bathrooms. One time when the bathrooms were thoroughly taped off for repairs, he watched as a customer looks around (doesn't see him up on a ladder) and starts to step through the tape to try to use the restroom anyhow. Other customers got furious when he told them that they would have to use the Portapotties outside because the bathrooms were out of order.

There are some pretty strong glues that don't dry quite as fast as Super Glue, but I would be quite suspicious too of this one.

 

Yeah I haven't done exclusive testing with the holding strength of various glues on bare butts over extended time exposed to air prior to the attaching of bare butts. I'm still doing some testing.

 

I dunno about you, but if I see a toilet seat with even the hint of something a little too creamy on it, I ain't sittin down

 

Now that I think about it, I don't remember ever going to the bathroom in a public place... of course I will take a wizz anywhere, but taking a dump at a Home Depot? Really, can't you wait to get back home?

Nothing more gross than entering a bathroom and having some guy stinking up the place

 

Yeah I hate when strangers just come into my house and take a dump. Keep out of my house!!!

 

When I was reading that at first I thought they were talking about the toilets that they had out on display for sale. Then when I read "The toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions" I realized where he was, but not before thinking "why the hell did he have his pants down!?".

 

Same rules here one public toilets. Needs a very good inspection, before I even think about using it! Probably some attempt to get some money out of Home Depot.

And as for the workers. I dont blame them for not going in there, never know what could have been going on.

 

If you think home depot bathrooms are bad wallmart ones are a lot worse...

 

That is a good point. Duh, I never thought about that. I know from experience just how fast it dries. My wife will not let me use it unless supervised as I tend to super glue model parts and fingers together. Hell my best friends wife super glued her eye shut last year... Seriously.

Thanx for thinking man.