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Stupid Sayings *grumbles*

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Colleen, May 3, 2005.

  1. yfs1

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    #41
    I predicted that easily. He's a good down to earth guy and I'm glad he won. I loved seeing Sira and Sam row though.

    The fashion show was 100 times better than the Booze cruise even if it did loose money.
     
    yfs1, May 5, 2005 IP
  2. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #42
    I will send Shane your way, ok Weir? LMAO that would freak him out!
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #43
    You mean Sirah and Paul? :confused:

    That was pretty funny rofl
     
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  4. Weirfire

    Weirfire Language Translation Company

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    #44
    ok K

    I'll do some interviews then a few practical exercises and I'll send you his grade before he meets you. We'll get our sifting done and we'll eventually find a perfect match for you ;)
     
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  5. yfs1

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    #45
    Im pretty bad with names as you can see. He can talk forever though and as much as he can annoy you, its amazing to watch.

    What would your challenges be Weir for Kalinas prospective suitors?
     
    yfs1, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #46
    There are a number of areas in which they'd have to take tests and have a minimal pass percentage for each stage.

    These stages would include;

    1. Physical Tests - We don't want any lazy fat slobs for our Kalina
    2. Mental Tests - No raving psychos. That's all she needs at this time
    3. Intentions Test - This test will find out if they are going to look after K or if they are just in it for other things ;)
    4. IQ Test - We need candidates with good prospects so that they can provide food for the table
    5. Sexual activeness - I'll leave you to decide for yourself why this would be important, right K? ;)
     
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  7. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #47
    Good stuff. Especially number 2. That's a huge problem.

    Number 5, haha, you're just trying to get me to talk about that which should not be discussed.... :eek:
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #48
    You forgot

    6.) Food Awareness Tests

    The first challenge would be:

    Each contestant will be blindfolded and given a Subway Sub, a Quiznos Sub, and a Sub bought in a dodgy convenience store.

    Their challenge is to identify each
     
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  9. Colleen

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    #49
    I love that one, yfs1, he MUST know his subs.

    Side note: He's not allowed to smoke, I despise it. :rolleyes:
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #50
    Thanks yfs and K. I'll update that to my program for future contestants.

    yfs, you could start a website where people can put forward people they are unsure of to find if they are suitable partners. What do you think? :)
     
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  12. Colleen

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    #52
    Oh that's a cool idea Weir, I want my own section for potential suitors.

    To start, I need a man who see's me as a person with feelings and not a possession that they can toss aside.
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
  13. Colleen

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    #53
    Good domain...hahaha, but I am the only stupid girl out there who can't seem to get it RIGHT!! :mad: Wouldn't get much traffic except from me everyday!
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #54
    When you sign up you put in the potential suitors email address and they are sent a quiz. That produces a score that is one part of the equation.
     
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    #55
    Is it ok if I cheat on the right suitor with the one's that come up in the Google ads?
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #56
    You could always date DC here

    Hes a real looker according to that :eek:
     
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    #57
    No way, his record is just to much! :eek:
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #58
    Weir hasn't posted for a while...something tells me he is off registering that domain :cool:

    At least he already has one backlink
     
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    #59
    I was just about to say that.

    Seem's the older he gets the slower he becomes.

    I am seriously considering sending Shane to Weir but I need his damn email first and the one on MSN doesn't work, which is weird.
     
    Colleen, May 5, 2005 IP
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    #60
    Weir has to wait for his fiance to check his posts before they go up so that can slow things down ;)
     
    yfs1, May 5, 2005 IP