Testing Vocabulary

Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of the page before you answer
ALL the questions

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?

PLEASE SEE THE ANSWER






ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (fork)
6. (Almond Joy candy bar)
7. (last name)

So, have you got a polluted mind?

 

Talk is the same as intercourse

 

You just had intercourse with ashu.

 

I had the same thoughts so I checked wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse well, I confirm, you just had one with ashu

 

Eh? Is that sex with someone who has a hole in their leg?

 

im not that polluted...hehe

answered 3 questions correctly