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The bartender gave me a filthy look because.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cheap SEO Services, May 6, 2006.

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  1. #1
    Fill in the rest with your own scenario.

    Mine is:

    I died before he took my order.
     
    Cheap SEO Services, May 6, 2006 IP
  2. Notting

    Notting Notable Member

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    I went into a weatherspoons the other day. This is what happened:

    Me: Can i have a coke please
    Bartender: Do you have ID
    Me: What? Id?
    Bartender: Yeah, do you have id
    Me: ...erm...i just want a coke please
    Bartender: Ok you still need id, or you have to sit in the family section
    Me: You cheeky fucker! fuck you!
    Me: *Walks out of pub


    there was no other way to take that than as a plain insult.
     
    Notting, May 6, 2006 IP
  3. buratssky

    buratssky Peon

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    My girlfriend was with me. :eek:
     
    buratssky, May 6, 2006 IP
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    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    she has a crush on me? haha
     
    mavahntooth, May 6, 2006 IP
  5. Selkirk

    Selkirk Peon

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    I tore up the label on my beer into a million pieces.
     
    Selkirk, May 6, 2006 IP
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    uca Well-Known Member

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    I ordered a hot and dirty Martini, but forgot to say Martini! :)
     
    uca, May 6, 2006 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    i gave him a $10,000 Rupiah tips
     
    ahkip, May 6, 2006 IP
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    _vlada_ Peon

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    I had DP logo on my tshirt..
     
    _vlada_, May 6, 2006 IP
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  9. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    ...i forgot to say 'please'
     
    devAngel, May 6, 2006 IP
  10. Forcefield

    Forcefield Peon

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    I was flicking the beer nuts into other people's drinks.
     
    Forcefield, May 6, 2006 IP
  11. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    He caught me in bed with his wife the night before.
     
    Colleen, May 6, 2006 IP
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    R-21 Banned

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    I flipped him off because hes a laker fan (Raja Bell owned Kobe :l )
     
    R-21, May 6, 2006 IP
  13. GRIM

    GRIM Prominent Member

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    Did he join you?..
     
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    chawlars Well-Known Member

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    Because I paid more attention to her assets than the stock on the shelf
     
    chawlars, May 8, 2006 IP
  15. -Abhishek-

    -Abhishek- Regaining my Momentum!

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    I was the same guy whom he had seen his sister withm the day before :)
     
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  16. Seiya

    Seiya Peon

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    Lol notting thats the funniest one in this thread. =)
     
    Seiya, May 8, 2006 IP
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    YMC Well-Known Member

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    I asked for directions to the nearest AA meeting.
     
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  18. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #18
    Looks like this has attracted some new users looking to increase their post counts.

    ...LOCKED...
     
    Crazy_Rob, May 8, 2006 IP
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