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The best joke in a long time...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Apr 29, 2006.

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    My stamoch hurts i laughed so much! :D

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

    While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!
     
    mightyb, Apr 29, 2006 IP
  2. Skinny

    Skinny Peon

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    #2
    HAHAHA.

    That must of hurt.

    Skinny
     
    Skinny, Apr 29, 2006 IP
  3. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #3
    See, even monkey learn..
     
    ahkip, Apr 29, 2006 IP
  4. FOX LORE

    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    #4
    Very funny..always get a good laugh out of monkey jokes.
     
    FOX LORE, Apr 29, 2006 IP
  5. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #5
    Damn goood Joke!!
    ha ha ha.....
     
    The Webmaster, Apr 29, 2006 IP
  6. INV

    INV Peon

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    #6
    If the purpose of the joke was to make me get a sour face look then it should get an award.
     
    INV, Apr 30, 2006 IP
  7. shazzz

    shazzz Guest

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    #7
    ha ha ha thats great:D
     
    shazzz, Apr 30, 2006 IP
  8. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    #8
    good one.... :D
     
    SumitBahl, May 9, 2006 IP
  9. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    #9
    ahahahaha!!! that gave me a good laugh!:D
     
    devAngel, May 9, 2006 IP
  10. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #10
    Old thread is alive again! :D
     
    mightyb, May 9, 2006 IP
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    iceberg Notable Member

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    #11
    ha ha ha nice one dude :D
     
    iceberg, May 9, 2006 IP
  12. balzizras

    balzizras Well-Known Member

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    #12
    lol pretty funny
     
    balzizras, May 10, 2006 IP
  13. ramakrishna p

    ramakrishna p Notable Member

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    #13
    Nice joke!
     
    ramakrishna p, May 10, 2006 IP
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    Pammer Notable Member

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    #14
    hoo haha hja ha.... anyone post some same jokes here ?
     
    Pammer, May 10, 2006 IP
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    #15
    lol..u made me laugh today :D
     
    jc_yusuke, May 10, 2006 IP
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    #16
    Maybe I'm old before my time but I didn't like it, lol.
     
    DrQuincy, May 10, 2006 IP
  17. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #17
    You are not alone buddy, INV dint like it too.
     
    The Webmaster, May 10, 2006 IP
  18. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #18
    I find jokes that most people like quite lame... When they are original not everyone likes them.
     
    mightyb, May 10, 2006 IP
  19. blue_angel

    blue_angel Well-Known Member

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    #19
    Haha..........
     
    blue_angel, May 11, 2006 IP