THE "F" WORD

When is "@#$%" Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
General Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Erhardt, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003
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LOL

 

I'll add my favourite.

#0. "WTF?"
Tuning, 24 February 2005.

 

You shouldn't put words into people's mouth.

Funny though

 

24 Is Not Old.......... You Havent One Foot In The Grave Yet Lol

 

Lol good stuff Cher.

The History of the F word: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm

 

Shhhhhhhhh Dont Be Givin Away My Secrets

 

2nd was hilarious.... Bill Clinton :-D ... I shall change my blog post from George Bush to Bill Clinton.

 

That's funny stuff. Thanks Cherry.

 

I'll add a few more acceptable uses:

David, losing a halo game: WTF? THE F'ING ROCKET LAUNCHER 3 F'ING TIMES!

David, can't find his wallet: where the F'K is my motherF'KING wallet! I thought I left it in the motherF'King drawer!

David, rubbing his nose: Why does my F'King nose always F'ing itch so much?!?!

 

Lol........
Why The F*ck Is My Computer So Slow.......

Come On Guys This Is Fun...get It All Off Ur Chest

 

WTF you call that a website?

WTF 50 clicks and only .50?

 

Thats The Spirit!!!!!!

 

What the DUCK is that?

Do you have a DUCKING Magnifying glass?

Do you DUCKING expect me to get pleasure from that??

DUCK off...

 

R U Ducking In Yet??

Put The Blankets Over Me When U Ducking Finished Im Going Asleep!!!

 

Why the f*&% did my site disappear from google?

 

I think there have been a LOT of people using that line, craige.

 

YEAH OR
I HATE THIS F*£kIN WEATHER,

 

why the f&^% are cherry and mella ganging up on me when i said i think dumb girls are cute.

 

We Can Gang Up On You Anytime......... U Love It

 

Who's the mummy?!!!!!!!!!!! *cracks whip*

we are dominant and you facking lav it.