The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary

Here's a list of really creative smileys and their meanings. They are so funny - especially the second half. I found it by chance and decided to share it with you.

Enjoy!


(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunk.

[:] User is a robot.

User is wearing sunglasses.

B Sunglasses on head.

: User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8 User is a little girl.

:-{) User has a mustache.

:-{} User wears lipstick.

{ User wears a toupee.

}:-( Toupee in an updraft.

:-[ User is a vampire.

:-E Bucktoothed vampire.

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

:-* User just ate something sour.

~ User drools.

:-~) User has a cold.

:'-( User is crying.

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.

:-@ User is screaming.

:-# User wears braces.

:^) User has a broken nose.

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& User is tongue tied.

= User is a hosehead.

- User is a punk rocker.

-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+- User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

` User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

, Same thing...other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smoker.

:-? User smokes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-S User just made an incoherent statement.

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

:-/ User is skeptical.

C= User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*< User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E- User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is licking his/her lips.

%-6 User is braindead.

[ User is wearing a walkman.

I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

K User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

@ User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he's winking.

X-( User just died.

8 User is a wizard.

-=* User is a TeX wizard.


Source: http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/smileys.html

 

LOL that is cute..

hee hee
.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he's winking.

 

lol that is some list of smilies!!

 

Weirfire ---> :-E
Yfs1 ---> [:]

Hmmm maybe I should start using more of these...

 

K : p >> Bazkaz

 

So what doez the mean??!!

Uzer iz wacko??!!!

 

lol....cute one!now i know what he smileys mean...heheh

 

that was quite a list...

 

I guess, this one is for the wacko!