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Things My Dad Thought Me

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lister, Jul 8, 2005.

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    When I was just a kid out playing football,
    my dad thought me about guts when he said,
    "You must have alot of balls to play this game."

    When we visited a toilet, he thought me
    about markmanship when he said,
    "You must aim at that bowl properly like this.."

    When I was a teenage, my dad thought me
    about woman, when he said,
    "Try not to get yourself hook with those ladies,
    they look good in the outside, but damage in
    the inside."

    When we were at the beach, he thought about
    good and evil when he said,
    "Son, a beach is heaven and so many things to
    see and so little time. Our yard is like garbage,
    so many things to listen but unpleasant."

    When I grew up, we had an arguement, and
    he thought me how I came about by saying,
    "You S.O.B! Get out from here...!"

    For more fun and humor:
    http://www.marzlist.com/SiteMap/humour.html
     
    lister, Jul 8, 2005 IP
  2. focus3

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    #2
    Thats actually pretty funny...
     
    focus3, Jul 8, 2005 IP
  3. YoungSmeagol

    YoungSmeagol Well-Known Member

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    #3
    I thought it was good.
     
    YoungSmeagol, Jul 9, 2005 IP
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    #4
    Funny. Kinda reminds me of my own father.
     
    chris45, Jul 10, 2005 IP
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    #5
    Now I remember how dad and I enjoyed those memorable student teacher relationship then.
     
    Jimdigi, Jul 10, 2005 IP
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    #6
    Nice one lister!
     
    MaxCage, Jul 10, 2005 IP
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    #7
    :D funny but nice :p
    it reminds me of my father too... :p
     
    sexylady, Jul 11, 2005 IP
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    Dio Well-Known Member

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    #8
    On a similar theme, the current b3ta challenge is one of the funniest I've seen in a while. Its called What If The Things Are Parents Told Us Children Were True? Some of it is actually funny. :D :p

    http://b3ta.com/challenge/grownupslie/
     
    Dio, Jul 11, 2005 IP
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    voltaire Banned

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    #9
    i've read that b3ta challenge before. am glad you find that one.
     
    voltaire, Jul 11, 2005 IP
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    adam_stewart Banned

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    #10
    that's pretty funny..very similar to my father. ;)
     
    adam_stewart, Jul 11, 2005 IP
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    dct Finder of cool gadgets

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    #11
    Entertaining, shame he didn't "think" you to spell :D
     
    dct, Jul 11, 2005 IP
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    #12
    I didn't get that at all.

    Your dad sounds wierd.
     
    MELLA, Jul 12, 2005 IP