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Three things to think about

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by iowadawg, Jun 1, 2006.

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    THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

    1. COWS

    2. THE CONSTITUTION

    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
    can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
    stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her
    calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
    aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


    THE CONSTITUTION


    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
    just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
    worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


    TEN COMMANDMENTS


    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
    courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
    and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
    politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment
     
    iowadawg, Jun 1, 2006 IP
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    This really made me smile. We're having a similar problem in the UK with illegal immigrants. I like the cow idea, it can't be any more ridiculous than finding the governments Home Office is being cleaned by a company that employs illegals, and they've been doing it for years. Perhaps the security checks might notice if they had a cow in tow as well as a mop and bucket!
     
    cloudybutnice, Jun 4, 2006 IP