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Warning! Virus Threat

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by wanboll, Sep 16, 2005.

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    THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to mangle your
    Word documents and create new words in the Word dictionary)

    THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep counting)

    THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory)

    THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

    THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did)

    THE JESSE JACKSON virus...(Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background)

    THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)

    THE OPRAH WINFREY virus..(Your 250 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to 300 mb)

    THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)

    THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)

    THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)

    THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)

    and last but not least...............

    THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)
     
    wanboll, Sep 16, 2005 IP
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  2. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    izzy, no offense man, but you don't need to start a new thread for everything that finds its way to your inbox or on your computer screen.
     
    Crazy_Rob, Sep 16, 2005 IP
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    wanboll Banned

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    Sorry, i wont start threads then.
     
    wanboll, Sep 16, 2005 IP
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    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    Lol, you have started some good threads that get quite a few sreplies so I wouldn't not start any more.

    You may just want to post your jokes in the joke thread ;)
     
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    wanboll Banned

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    Ok im sorry, if i see something funny i want to share it.

    Il try and limit the amount of crap i post.
     
    wanboll, Sep 16, 2005 IP
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    MELLA Peon

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    Only a member here for 2 days and already 143 posts. You beat my record, chick! :D
     
    MELLA, Sep 16, 2005 IP
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    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    Did you put your name on their map? ;)
     
    yfs1, Sep 16, 2005 IP
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    devAngel Banned

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    lol...virus spreading quickly...gotta get immunity:D
     
    devAngel, Sep 16, 2005 IP