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What a Way to Ruin the Moment

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dreamshop, Nov 30, 2005.

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    I just spent the last couple hours slogging through videos and homemade clips online. Don't ask me why but I guess I needed a laugh. This one made me think of the guys [or at least the ones I know] on DP.


    :p
     
    Dreamshop, Nov 30, 2005 IP
    digitalpoint, ViciousSummer, petertdavis and 2 others like this.
  2. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    ?

    Geesh, girls are getting harder and harder to impress these days :rolleyes:
     
    Blogmaster, Nov 30, 2005 IP
  3. Highwire

    Highwire Banned

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    #3
    Lol kool wat a spam topic :)
     
    Highwire, Nov 30, 2005 IP
  4. ViciousSummer

    ViciousSummer Ayn Rand for President! Staff

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    #4
    Haha...That JUST happened to me.

    Okay, maybe not, but it's still a funny video :D
     
    ViciousSummer, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    devAngel Banned

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    #5
    what a wreck!! :D
     
    devAngel, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #6
    What does it take to impress women? That was an awesome cannon ball.
     
    Hodgedup, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    MorgansMom Peon

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    #7
    My husband is even less romantic.

    He would have topped off the cannonball with a big fart in the water - and possibly a really big burp.
     
    MorgansMom, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    I knew that there were still some cool guys left in this world :D
     
    Blogmaster, Nov 30, 2005 IP
  9. MorgansMom

    MorgansMom Peon

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    He's so cool, he farted in front of me on our first date.

    I shoulda never went out on the second date. What the hell was I thinking?
     
    MorgansMom, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    LOL you are one of those women thinking she can actually change a guy :) heh
     
    Blogmaster, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    MorgansMom Peon

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    Hey, I never tried to change him. I know it's a lost cause....

    I just wish he didn't have so much gas.

    He thinks there's nothing wrong with farting right before he tries to make a move. Do you know how hard it is to get in the mood when it smells like rotten eggs and sausage?
     
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  12. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #12
    True players know you cut one right after you're done with the bouncy bouncy.


    They also don't call it the bouncy bouncy.
     
    Hodgedup, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    MorgansMom Peon

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    If you absolutely have to cut one, go ahead and cut one....but don't lift the covers and pull them over my head!!
     
    MorgansMom, Nov 30, 2005 IP
  14. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #14
    My wife really lucked out! :(

    Before we got married I was a gas blowing fart machine. But as soon as we got married I lost all of my powers.

    I guess it was my Mom's cooking or something.


    Or lock the car windows! :D
     
    Crazy_Rob, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Or fart in your hand and throw it or cup your fart hand over their nose.
     
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    MorgansMom Peon

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    #16


    Or cup-a-fart. I really hate that one.
     
    MorgansMom, Nov 30, 2005 IP
  17. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #17
    That's something you do w/ your friends though. Not your wife or girlfriend.

    I'd get punched in the face if I did that to my wife.
     
    Crazy_Rob, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    #18

    Hey, you posted the same time as me :mad:


    Could you please explain that to my husband?
     
    MorgansMom, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #19
    Punch him in the face. That's how it was explained to me.
     
    Crazy_Rob, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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    #20
    My gf stopped communicating with me for a little while. By communicating I mean cooking, telling me where my stuff is that I can't find even though it's on the table, and bouncy bouncy.

    She might have also fallen down and cried.
     
    Hodgedup, Nov 30, 2005 IP
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