What do women look for in a guy ?

I'd agree with what PlanetAndrea said, and add in there a guy who knows how to pamper a pregnant woman.

If you can't understand pregnant women like me, then off with your head. *evil laugh*

 

Girls,
I'm extremely poor, hardly found enough money to buy some food today.
I look like an average fat lazy monkey.
But I love my mom and I'm very nice and friendly and can talk for hours with your dad.

Will anyone marry me?

 

urrrgh, talking about what guys don't like in women

 

I thought you were married.

Sounds like someone needs feeding.

 

LOL jk of course, I'm rich and handsome. Yep, I'm still single and young

 

Where does he apply it?

sarahk, your husband doesn't have to know about us.


Personally I’ve always found that being real tall worked for me. Women like men that can pick them up and throw them around.

Also, I always keep many letters of recommendations from ex-girlfriends commenting on how I am as a boyfriend in such categories as sense of humor, spontaneity, conversational skills, and booty slapping loving.

What happens is girls end up wanting me in them.

Seriously though, there’s not one list of qualities that every woman wants. Every woman is different and wants different things at different points of her life. They’re unique in as far as the activities they like to do together with a guy, the way they liked to be talked to, and the way they like to be touched.

There are normally some overlapping traits most women like: sense of humor, because everyone likes to laugh. Women like a man that makes them feel safe, secure, and comfortable. At the same time women like excitement in their life, to some degree, as well. Confidence is always attractive, but cockiness isn’t. Women want a man that can confidently cook a meal, plan an activity, and deal with an attacker with a knife. However, beating the attacker up, peeing on his head, and then laughing at his masculinity isn’t so attractive (fun – sure, attractive – no).

The best advice is be a man, always better yourself, and be confidant in who you are.

Barring that you’ll have to have a big wallet and wiener or date really insecure girls with low self-esteem.

 

Also known as, "sure things".

 

Yeah just don't take them to your house or they will never leave.

 

From my research, women want an unshaven, unshowered, unkempt scruffy guy - the grunge thing - a John Mayer type.

 

Sweet! I haven't shaved my beard in five days!

Ladies?

 

I know some women like it when you have sex with them while they're sleeping and then in the morning you act like you have no idea what they're talking about or why they have a crusty face.

 

You're the kind of dude I took advice from when I was like 13 hah

 

Why'd you stop? If you were still taking advice from someone like me you'd be swimming in women.

 

but will you watch "The Notebook" ?

 

Probably, but he wouldn't admit that in public

 

Can't hate on the notebook, becuase Nick Cassavetes directed it and I've got a lot of respect for his dad.