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What gift would you buy your worst enemy?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cheap SEO Services, May 27, 2006.

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    If you were forced to buy a gift for your worst enemy, what would it be and how much would you pay?

    I would buy a dog for about $50.00 because he would need a good friend.:)
     
    Cheap SEO Services, May 27, 2006 IP
  2. KeithLDick

    KeithLDick Peon

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    I would offer to take him/her to the most expensive restaurant around and order a Huge Meal, Drinks and everything, then about half way through I would start to get sick and run to the bathroom while finding the Back Door and leaving...

    This is of course after I had subscribed him/her to every Magazine I could (if I knew his/her address of course)...


    Then again I would just wake up and tell myself it was all a Dream...


    hehe :D
     
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    The Whimpering Warrior, if it is for sales
     
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    Raizan Peon

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    That's a bit too cruel even to your worst enemy, no? ;P

    I'd just find something he's allergic to and buy him a truckload of it...i'm so nice.
     
    Raizan, May 28, 2006 IP
  5. Jelf

    Jelf Banned

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    a toothbrush
     
    Jelf, May 28, 2006 IP
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    corinaw Not Banned

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    If I had to buy my worst ememy a gift.....

    It would be the same kind of perfume my mom wears. It smells like bug spray.
     
    corinaw, May 28, 2006 IP
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    tesla Notable Member

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    I'd buy my enemy a Black Mamba, and try to avoid getting bit by it while I attempt to deliver it to them.
     
    tesla, May 28, 2006 IP
  8. KeithLDick

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    Raizan your about to kill him, I'm just gonna ruin him Financially...


    hehehe
     
    KeithLDick, May 28, 2006 IP
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    jc_yusuke Peon

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    a Book :)

    "Personal Hygene for Dummies"!
     
    jc_yusuke, May 29, 2006 IP
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    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    a box of condom w/ unoticeable tiny holes.
     
    mavahntooth, May 29, 2006 IP
  11. keisuke takahashi

    keisuke takahashi Banned

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    favorite food with mercury mixture.
     
    keisuke takahashi, May 29, 2006 IP