What is the stupisest thing you've ever done!

Well i surpassed myself at the weekend, I was playing a game with my 11 year old daughter and as i was winning easily I raised the stakes a bit by saying , If I win you have to do the washing up for a week and if you win you can cut my hair....

I am now a 43 year old man with a mohican/mohawk and i have a customer coming for a meeting in 10 minutes

 

Hahaha!

Any pics?

 

Yep...

am i going to post them...hmmm maybe

 

Hehe - looking forward to it.

[thinks to himself - what a silly thing to bet on]

 

It wasn't a silly bet....I should have won easily!

see pic attached

 

Hahahaha!

Looking good!

 

It's my taxi driver look...

You loooooking at me?

 

Now how long did you spend practicing the look in the mirror before you took the photo?

You don't carry guns everywhere do you?

 

She made a good job.

 

LOL. Your daughter is ruthless.

 

At least you know you're raising her right, she'll be able to take care of herself that's for sure.


Also...be glad you don't have hair issues like this guy, He'll let anyone cut his hair, including his nine year old niece. Somehow he manages to still maintain his cuteness though (cept for the combover thing).

 

hahaha! you met your match!

 

the spelling of the title of this post could be one...

 

Are you trying to say that his daughter is stupid? If you're not then it would really be easy to clear that up with a few extra words. I know that goes against your whole padding your post count with one sentence rule though.

 

Wow Tommo. How'd the client meeting go?

Stupidest thing I ever did... would have to be trying to stop my car(Honda Accord at the time) from rolling backwards down a driveway(friend inside was hitting the clutch instead of the brake) across the street and into a parked Chevy Blazer using not only raw physical strength (didn't work out to well... gravity+weight of the car vs. me), but I also at the last minute stuck my leg (thigh & knee mostly) in between the two cehicles at the moment of impact to cushion the blow.

Needless to say my knee/leg dented in the door of the Blazer a good 6-8 inches. My knee while it throbbed for about 30 minutes was uninjured miraculously... and my car got off without a scratch. The other embarrassing part was going to the neighbors house and talking to their guest who was driving the Blazer (turned out it was his brother's car... and his brother was on his honeymoon) and explaining to him what happened... and then explaining it to the cop who arrived shortly there after... and then explaining it to the parents of my friend. My friend who was 14 at the time received a ticket from the cop for, "Driving without a license" but thankfully he didn't show up for court so it was thrown out.

Moral of the story: Don't try to push a car in neutral up the mid-point of a steep inclined driveway with someone who doesn't know the difference between a brake and a clutch...

 

Funny....they didn't mention a thing I did notice the odd quizical glance.

Well they gave me some work and paid upfront so they were probably scared

 

That just gave me an idea...it would be pretty cool to bring a bodyguard to my client meetings and just have him stand behind me the whole time. My sweetie would be perfect for the job. He looks just like Mr. Clean, even has the earing. At 6'4 he can be fairly intimidating without even trying.

I'd really love to get paid up front (in FULL) more often. Course, it would just be damn funny to see their response.

 

Good thing your daughter did not offer to trimmed it up more while you were having a discussion with your clients.

 

Now that was stupid!