What would Happen if your Dog's Name was My Penis

Mypenis ate my homework.

• Sorry I'm late, i was playing with Mypenis.

• I'm sorry, officer, I didn't know I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

• Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

• Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

• I love giving Mypenis a bath.

• At night, I sleep with my penis in my hands.

• Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

• Mypenis needs more excersise, he weighs over 50 pounds.

• Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

• Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

• Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

• I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

• Keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

• Whenever i get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

• I think Mypenis is getting old becuz he wont get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

• Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

• Help! I can't find Mypenis!

• Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but i was looking for Mypenis.

• Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

• Sorry to be driving so fast, officer, but i have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

• On no, I think something bit Mypenis.

• Be careful and don't step on Mypenis.

• When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

• Stop kicking Mypenis.

• When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.

• Mypenis is truly man's best friend.

• People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but i think he looks better standing at attention.

• There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.

• I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.

• Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

 

Gee, hobsonschoice, how old are you?

 

oh my god

 

your penis

 

Ok that was Lame. & someone has way too much spare time on their hands.

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