Whats your favorite pass-time?

you will be lucky to make a few dollars every couple of months...nobody clicks the ads in here!

 

In DigitalPoint i write and read some posts!!! DP is a great forum: it's precise and funny.
For me DP is one of the forum more popular in the web.

 

I know lol I was joking and isn't the payout pretty low anyway because people who get clicks get like .02 per click

 

no the clicks are normally worth more then that

 

Really? Everyone says they only make like .02 to .03 per day from DP though

 

Welcome to my "Time Pass" Thread for Funny Jokes, Pictures, GK etc.

Your Replies/Comments/FB/Ratings Expected!.

Starting with AXE Ravana...



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lol,nice pic,see where is hands r landing.

 

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
they collide.



The first bloke says to the second bloke, “Sorry about that. I’m looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going”.


The second bloke says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for
my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate”.


The first bloke says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”.


The second bloke says, “Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like”.

The first bloke says, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”

 

Here is the Seven Wonderful Jokes of Pesky Little Kids...Don't mess with them!.

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2 . A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 

Pilot Santa asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"


Controller Banta switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!".

 

Funny wildlife picture. This deer is having himself a really good lunch at the expense of the sleeping hunter. Hunted become Hunter!...

 

Wish beyond your limits is always dangerous...Check for yourself!.







Wrong place to enter into the bathroom!




Mummy...Everything Flying!...




What a Cute Cat Family?...Happy Home!.

 

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours."

The guy walks out.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours.". Once again, the guy leaves the shop.


A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."

Again, the guy walks out.

The barber is getting curious. He looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop laughing. The barber asks, "Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?"

"To your house."

 

Wow Wow! 28 posts and 11 useless ones in this thread!

Calls for an infraction or possibly a BAN ?

 

i Agree, some nice stuff there, but u can have 4 pics per post, and more than one joke per post. I Can see something is going to happen to your account soon

 

As from last 2 my net is disconnected due to some server problem and without it i cant pass out my time so i am making this thread to know yr reviews about what u all do when yr net got disconnected and how u pass yr time without it ..???

 

Oh!! There are so many things to work offline too.. Just try them out

 

I will sleep. It will be the best time for taking rest.

 

i would prfer sitting at home and crying an praying

to make the internet back