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Where can i get this scirpt?

Discussion in 'Content Management' started by XuryaX, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. #1
    can anyone tell me where can i get this script?

    www.lol.com

    its based on javascript.
     
    XuryaX, Nov 5, 2007 IP
  2. fundu

    fundu Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Its a random joke script. I don't think it uses javascript.
    I think it pulls jokes from a database randomly.
    I can code this kind of script very easily in PHP.
    You can contact me if you want the script to be coded for cheap
     
    fundu, Nov 5, 2007 IP
  3. TheBiaatch

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    #3
    Same here, I can code this with a user-friendly panel.
     
    TheBiaatch, Nov 5, 2007 IP
  4. XuryaX

    XuryaX Well-Known Member

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    #4
    What are your prices
    ??
     
    XuryaX, Nov 5, 2007 IP
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    jmhyer123 Peon

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    #5
    I don't know what the script is but I can make a custom one that is pretty much the exact same thing. If you're interested let me know.
     
    jmhyer123, Nov 5, 2007 IP
  6. shadowpwner

    shadowpwner Peon

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    #6
    this is so funny its ridiculous.
    first of all, you don't even need a mySQL database.


    
    <?php
    
    ###########################################################################
    #                                                                         #
    # Copyright © Edward Wang                                                                                       #
    #                                                                         
    ###########################################################################
    
      $quotes[] = 'Your first quote';
      $quotes[] = 'Your second quote';
      $quotes[] = 'etc...';
    
      srand ((double) microtime() * 1000000);
      $random_number = rand(0,count($quotes)-1);
    
      echo ($quotes[$random_number]);
    
    ?>
    
    
    Code (markup):
    To add quotes,
    add
    $quotes[] = 'funny joke';
    to the main line.

    To make a button that changes jokes every time, make the joke go to the page you're hosting ur script.

    Hope this helps, because I wasted 2 mins of my life:D
     
    shadowpwner, Nov 5, 2007 IP
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    #7


    Really appreciate this. I'll have this implemented for another purpose...:)
     
    inworx, Nov 6, 2007 IP
  8. XuryaX

    XuryaX Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Yep Really appreciate it.
     
    XuryaX, Nov 6, 2007 IP
  9. OnlinePerson

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    #9
    Check out Zawks.com, it's kind of similar. Just use PHP and mysql; it's quite easy.
     
    OnlinePerson, Nov 6, 2007 IP
  10. shadowpwner

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    #10
    I believe he was looking for a script, not another example.
     
    shadowpwner, Nov 6, 2007 IP
  11. OnlinePerson

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    #11
    But with as easy as it is, why not do it yourself?
     
    OnlinePerson, Nov 9, 2007 IP