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Where is Darwin when you really need him?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by minstrel, Apr 6, 2006.

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    Brawl, Shooting Mar Baby Shower


     
    minstrel, Apr 6, 2006 IP
  2. ewomack

    ewomack Peon

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    Wow, that sure beats candy bar fake turds wrapped in diapers.

    ...but America isn't as violent as anywhere else... :p
     
    ewomack, Apr 6, 2006 IP
  3. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    I saw that one the other day. Personally I think the story about the teacher blowing his hand off trying to kill a bug with a live bullet was a hellava lot funnier and more deserving of the Darwin Award for the year.

    The baby show thing screams of white trash trailer park antics. I'll rank that up there with Eminem getting married, then divorced, then married again, to the same nut only to divorce her again after 3 months.
     
    Mia, Apr 6, 2006 IP
  4. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    I saw that one too. Except I don't think it was an ordinary bullet. Wasn't it a rather large shell?

    Addendum:

    Paperweight Severs California Teacher's Hand

     
    minstrel, Apr 6, 2006 IP
  5. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    Aren;t baby showers a girls thing? What were men doing there?
     
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  6. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    No. It's like "stag and does" instead of stags. Today, new wave sensitive men can not only go to baby showers but also be involved in raising the child.

    A little radical for some people (hint: Iran) but it seems to work for many of us. :eek:
     
    minstrel, Apr 6, 2006 IP
  7. iowadawg

    iowadawg Prominent Member

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    Really needs to be cleaned regularly.
    Yeah, the darwin awards site is hilarious with the dummies of the world.
    Plus the morons of the world who just do stupid things.
     
    iowadawg, Apr 6, 2006 IP
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    I vote for the guy who lost his hand as well..this one is definately just..strange.
     
    iBold, Apr 6, 2006 IP
  9. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    OK. Since we've chosen the winner, can we all congratulate the teacher by giving him a big hand?
     
    minstrel, Apr 6, 2006 IP
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    the pregnant guest of honor winds up being beaten with a stick

    mistook her for a piñata?
     
    eves, Apr 7, 2006 IP
  11. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    That was bad.. Funny, but bad..
     
    Mia, Apr 7, 2006 IP