Which came first

Without knowing voters' gender, these results don't make much sense. If you have 20 votes for "I stick with girls", it may as well be 20 lesbians

 

I don't think there are even 20 girls registered here

 

Well, a few days ago @ a party/ I went with a girl before I went with a boy

 

Aw man...I have to stay out of this thread

No good can come from it, I'm convinced

 

I went to school w/ a girl who jerks off pigs at a pig farm.

 

I went to school with a guy who Jerks off Turkies. I have no idea why he told us, but he got a real pisstaking.

Poor bastard didn't have much fun in school...

 

How do you find it on a turkey? And then how do you get the smile off his face?

 

I don't know how it works really...

But it's pretty nasty stuff really... He had to sort out the male Turkey, then after he's finished, sort out the female...

I'll never forget hiom standing up in class and telling everyone what his part-time job was... I worked in a supermarket as did all my mates so we were just in stitches.

 

I heard he always falls asleep before he gets to that part

 

No, my friend had to sort it out with the stuff he'd got from the male turkey...

 

I bet she gives good HJ's though. Just gotta remember to make her wash her hands first!

 

yeah! You wouldn't want to have the pig get sick.

 

That should be an option.

I went with a girl who jerks off pigs at a pig farm before I went with normal girls.

Man I want to change my vote if that is added to the poll.

 

Are you talking about animal husbandry or something more sick?

I've heard of them doing it with cattle, harvesting sperm from prize bulls and selling it to farmers who 'add it' to their heffers (sp? female cows).

 

Hey, maybe it was the same girl!

 

I think that's exactly what he was doing.....



But with a turkey instead of a cow...

 

You know some people do that for a day job.

Pretty much a shame job. You would have to lie when you met people and they ask what you do. I'd make something up like I was a 'Farm Hand' and not give out details as to the fact that the hand tosses off the animals.

Farm hand ey, must be hard?

Yup, but I make it hard.

 

This thread has totally taken a turn for the worse. Does anyone even remember the topic.

Who would have thought that asking this question would turn into a conversation about fowl fondling.

 

Ok, ok, it's just so funny.

Back on topic...

I'm a bloke and I dig shelas. Always have and always will.

 

Are they all called Shela out there then?