Who is your favorite DP member?

Well, THAT backfired... that just got Mellie more votes...

I need a new campaign strategy...

"Yes, Lisa, two wrongs DO make a right."

"Push her down son."

"I'm gonna miss you, Marge. And it's not just the sex... it's also the food preparation."

If you like Homer Simpson, vote for Minstrel!

 

Nooo.... but that was a good one

Damn! That's a good idea!

I'll just see how the Homer posters work and then try that one

 

It looks like the NY Times is going to run with this picture of Minstrel trying to Bribe one of the undecided voters

 

Good find! Let the investigation begin!

 

Bah, you know no one here dresses like that.

 

I am? So wtf are these 2 rather large round things with nipples on my chest? and where's my 3rd leg? I'VE BEEN CHEATED!!!!!

Aww! Thank you baby, I'll love you forever & a day now *Mwah*


PS: Yfs & Minnie hahaha you's are cracking me up, you buncha ruthless vote fiends.

 

When is this dog and pony show over? I think it´s time to bring out the bells and whistles for my favourite candidate...


Tops, Tops he´s your man,
Welcomes newbies like no-one can,
Ysf, who is he?
Who´d trust anyone with a face like AP?
Minstrel, well... there is trouble,
He´ll mess with your head and charge you double,
Mella, she´s a laugh and full of fun,
But sorry folks, she´s not the one.
Shawn, well yeah, he made some tools,
But he´s obsessed with Wiggly, you fools,
Lady78, I respect everything she utters,
But she has to find friends that are not nutters,
Weir´s a Scots lad, good for him,
He´ll drown his sorrows if he doesn´t win,
NevetS is a nice guy but a bit strange,
Thank God, his Avatar he did change,
SEBasic is helpful, polite and kind,
Vote for him and your outta your mind,
That´s leaves us Wendy who is never snappy,
But you think she cares? She´s changing a nappy!
Come on guys, Tops is the cream,
And if you vote for him, you´ll get double GREEN.

 

This forum needs proof! Don't be like dannywall!

 

HAH - the first theme song of the Campaign

 

areola or areoli Im told

As far as your third leg... well you are from amsterdam.. so I guess you never know..

 

I'm not from Amsterdam

Ahhhhh Don’t listen to e10, he’s off his nut,
His rhyme was the bomb, but he was licking T0P'S Butt,
The guys are great, god they crack me up,
But they’re whining for votes like a new born pup.

Vote for the MELLA, she is DP's wigga gangsta,
AKA the internet shit talking pranksta,
She'll be rich and famous someday soon,
And you'll all be eating my arse with a silver spoon.

I'm outti, peace, later dudes.
Stop whoring for votes, that's childish and rude.
Don't reply, take my advice, you really should.
You can't step to me, I'm from the English hood.

 

Your reaching girl, wait and see,
Some dude´s right and that dude is me,
Only one thing you did forget,
I´m not a dude,
I am a dudette!

 

LOL! Hunni, my bad.

Ah, your wicked funny. I have no idea why I thought that, as you've given no indication of being male.

Soz..

 

I didn't know either WOW< good idea for an avatar,talking about campaigning

 

You didn´t? Hmm. Well now my cover´s blown I´ll have to go out and come in again with an ID name like Brock Bigpack, then keep my big fat female mouth shut.

Still, wasn´t hiding anything you know. I´ve blethered on about my babies and giving birth in other threads. How many more clues do you need

 

hehe ... maybe is better to be low profile about it, now you're gonna get a million PMs from dudes asking for your pic

 

Naw, I think Mella holds the babe cup. I´m more of a vinegary old aunt type.

 

I don't have the time
To make a good rhyme
But I have finally voted
and it should be noted
That top place is triple way tied

If you hadn't guessed
Mella's won my request
Now she better keep her side
and swallow as implied
Or this thread will be just a jest

 

I wuv woo, DCT,
You are the fucking dude,
Of cause I'll swallow,
To Spit is too rude.

 

That was welly welly wude.
And Mell´s gonna kill you dude.