Why are girls so complicated??

Women...

Guess I'll have to wait and find myself a beautiful red haired canadian

 

rather someone who loves you for what you are....

 

Or rather WHO you are.

 

BTW... would you guys be able to have a relationship with a girl that is ugly buy really nice? You know, that famous "inner beauty"

Call me shallow, but I wouldn't be able to, I need a girl to be beautiful before she can catch my attention

 

Nope. Physical attraction is very important- IMO.

 

that's what i meant to say actually....yes
someone who loves you for who you are

and I think Rob you have such a woman in your life

 

I wonder if you have ever noticed that the most beautiful girls have the most hideous boyfriends

 

With the right mix of beer and a bag... Maybe

If you can bag it, you can shag it...

Just kidding!

 

Freudian slip? Are you one of those Bear F***ers from Wisconsin?

 

girls are great! I love them all.. especially the DP ones.. kisses for Mella, Colleen and the rest of the gang!

 

IMHO girls are very simple creatures, us men just were not given the attention span to understand them.

 

doesn't matter who you love rather who loves you

 

Nah, we like to go to Chicago to find those...
Too bad the F$#@ed themselves in the first round

 

I agree 50%

 

I don't know why women are so complicated, I don't care to take the time to learn. I'd rather be learning programming languages or new strategies which will allow me to make money from my online businesses.

The only thing I know for sure about some women is that if you pay them a reasonable amount of money, they will sleep with you. Nothing else is necessary for me to know at this time.

 

Only the really good ones.

 

The crazy one is correct.

Evolution has created a female psychology that seeks a strong man to take care of them and their offspring.

Take the lead; she will follow.

 

Light switches will solve that little problem.

Seriously, my buddies and I all feel the same way about this issue: there has to be some physical connection, since it sparks other, deeper connections. In fact, we've noticed some phrases that instantly tell us that the girls being plugged are ones to avoid. Some of these phrases are first-person and some are second-person:

"She's got a wonderful personality." (Psycho bitch.)

"She's family-oriented." (Never leaves the house. Daddy is also usually sitting around close by, polishing a shotgun or revolver.)

"She'll make someone a great wife." (She can nag the shit out of you when you just want to be left alone.)

"She's ready for a commitment." (She's ready to whip some guy into submission and henpeck him.)

"Looking for a soulmate." (Looking for a personal slave that she can drag away from all of his friends and his life.)

"I just got out of a relationship with a complete jerk." (Hang on to your wallet, because if you don't, you'll find it empty.)

"I expect to be pampered and will pamper in return." (Buy me a steak dinner, and I'll open your beer can and drink half of it after you go and get it.)

"NO ASSHOLES PLEASE!" (I'm bitch enough for both of us.)

And for those who think I'm bitter, single, cynical and jaded, I'll give you two out of four. I've got a girlfriend, but I'm very cynical and jaded. And my GF also knows how I feel about things and isn't about to try and change me (she couldn't anyway.)

 

No i don't think id have an ugly girlfriend full of inner intelligence and beauty. But i'd like to have a beautiful girl hanging out with an ugly man like me !!

 

I have never in my life paid for sex... never would. I have never even been to a strip club or anything like that, those kind of women disgust me and I don't understand why someone would want to be with them.