Why are girls so complicated??

The hideous boyfriend is most likely rich.

 

Damn... where is Hodgedup when you need him...

 

Thats what I believe too, find another girl for your trip.

 

Girls are cool, my daughter is cool. They are definitely complicated though. But I guess when you stick with it and work on a relationship, it can be very rewarding. Kinda like beating the Google sandbox and creating an authority site after months and months of struggling and wondering when you'll finally get your rankings (or something like that )

 

I have been married 14 years and this is my advice:

Don’t ask your wife what it will take to make her happy because you are already supposed to know that somehow.

When she cries and blabs incoherent thoughts, just hold her hand and say I love you.

Don’t try to understand her; just support her.

If your not up to seeing the wonderful balance a woman can bring to a hardened man you simply are missing the best part. As for me, I would never want to be without her (my wife). A good woman gives me a reason to live, be a hero, and a true friend. Something the real world will never see in me.

As far as this friend you want to get closer to? Tell her your intentions. The right thing to do, is the right thing to do, no matter the outcome.

If someone is your friend for 12 years they will be your wife for the rest of your life. Why? Because friendship is harder than sex to accomplish and a man who can win a woman over as friend could easily capture her heart.

 

Who's that?? Oh and I am a woman in red...
http://www.v7n.com/forums/gallery/showimage.php?i=574&c=3&userid=2242
I love "Lady in Red" by Chris De Burgh, good to slow dance to.

Perfect! I agree wholeheartedly.

 

I've been to a strip club before. I guess it's something to do with your buddies once in a while, but overall strip clubs are stupid. Tons of weirdoes in there, too. I don't get it. They go there to get all worked up and then go home alone. Kinda pathetic IMO.

 

Some people just have different tastes. When most people think of paying for sex, they think of a low class woman on the street corner.

When I talk about paying for sex, I'm talking about beautiful blondes who look like they could be featured in playboy and hustler. I'm talking about the high class chicks that mostly only high rollers can afford.

Trying to understand women for me right now is too complicated. I spend almost 10 hours most days during the week working. That doesn't give me much time for trying to figure out women.

I actually respect those types of women. They are more honest than the few good women I've been out on dates with. I may not feel this way ten years down the road, but for now it seems good.

Besides, people consider me to be a nerd. Its hard for me to approach, let alone get, most women the traditional way.

 

But just a little more investment, looks won't matter

 

Hahaha, lol. Real funny.

 

With mouth hole $25 extra

ahahahahahahaha!

Damn lorien, that made me laugh my ass off

 

Never paid for it either. Did date a stripper though. Was a great girl. Not your stereotypical stripper type. Was just trying to earn a living to get through school. Had some great times! They're not all like you think...

 

If you wanna hear a good story.

When I was 18 (still a virgin), I worked for a company that delivered food (not pizza, but like bennigans, chili's etc) to people's houses. Around midnight, most of the orders would be from sex shops, lingerie places and strip clubs.

So, I get an order to go to one of these places. If you need an idea of the place, it is right by the airport (need I say more?) with some really skanky chicks - I'd been there before during the day.

So I walk in with this food. the guy in front (bouncer I suppose) is sitting at a table with a bunch of the chicks and I bring the food over there. He signs the credit card receipt and I'm ready to go. One of the really nasty chicks says - wanna see my pussy? And pulls her skirt up and spreads her legs on the table and its this nasty tarantula (sp?).

For a long time, I was like - if that is what I have to look forward to, I think I'll wait longer LOL

 

Yikes.................

 

Lets try to keep this thread PG 13...

Girls can't be more complicated than figuring out how a PHPmyadmi/MYSQL works. So many damn files and gibberish.

 

Oh my, the best cartoon I've seen so far!

 

Your wife is standing over your shoulder reading this, isn't she?

 

I don't think girl's are that complicated...















... they all seem to be tongue operated.

 

Latino girls seem to get emotional, at least from the ones I have contact with.

Dont wait for stuff to happen: vacation, shacking up with the "friend". If you wait for things to happen, they never will.

As your lawyer I advise you to lay on the beach during the day, and have relations with your newely single friend at night. Repeat this until you feel refreshed and are ready to return to work.

 

hehe, that was really funny