Why I fired my secretary...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks

Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.

We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said,

"Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment.

I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked

 

LMFAO..... hahahahahahaha

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. . . ..

that was great. You fired your secretary and now your wife divorces you and gets the custody of the kids.

Life sometimes. .

Skinny

 

Good story, assuming you wrote it to get some laughs: it worked!

I guess the moral of the story is... assumptions are the mother of all #@!% ups.

 

thanks for puting a smile on my face

 

Oh.. I was rooting for you cuz I thought you scored with the secretary...

Happy BDAY!!!!

 

Hope the cheater gets what he deserves...if it where a female nake than it would be a different tune,right?

 

OMG!!! what did your wife said?

 

I have heard that one, but i always wonder if this actually happened to someone, how embarrassing it would be.

 

True or false ... it could happen

 

haha nice one dude

 

Lmfao, and what did your wife say?

 

lmfao. what a secretary!!!

 

PS to every lady out there wanting to rip my head off.... This isn't a true story...joke I read the other day.

xo!

 

this is really funny story.