Why I will never have a girlfriend

Don't worry sarahK you'll find the right girl for you and when you do I'd love to be there, ummm to congratulate you.

 

When you have time to figure it out with calculus, I think that should automatically take you out of the gene pool anyways

 

that's a lot of calculation.. well, it's fate that decides if you'll be lucky enough to meet one of those 18726 girsl.

 

Is it because I'm too shy? Check!
Is it my opening lines? Check!
Am I a boring person? Check!
Am I too fat or too thin? Check!
Or am I simply ugly and completely unattractive to women? BIG Check!
There must be Something Wrong with me. Check! I'm a freak!!!! *Think pictures.*

:::there is a mere 50% chance that any given female will consider me even marginally attractive.

Um, for me that would be more like .0050%!!!!
With my 'hobbies', only 00.0000000001% of females would consider someone with my physical characteristics and personality acceptable as a potential romantic partner.

I will be quite dead before I find that one proverbial girl of my dreams. Come to think of it, she'll probably be dead too. There for I will die a virgin!!!!

 

Dont give up just yet, there might stil be a insanely slim chance of hope.
There are over 6 billion people on the planet, optimisticaly we can say there are 4 billion woman.
now, 0.0000000001*4billion = 0.4 -> you stil have a 40% chance to find some1!
(slight needle in a haystack problem though)

 

...partially solved through the wondrous mass media known as the Internet! The Chinese coming online should stack the odds favorably quite a bit.

Of course, a self-diagnostic regarding asexuality could prove useful as well...

 

Except I'm not even looking for a chick, like that weird guy it!!!

0.0000000001 (1 in 10 billion) and four billion chicks comes out to there being MAYBE one chick on the whole planet that would want me!!! It's more like finding a certian needle some where on the planet!!!!

 

Gotta go mail order. That way looks doesn't even come into the picture

 

There was somebody on this forum that had russian mail order brides, look him up

 

Check out their sister site

 

You need to think positive

 

Nintendo,

Concentrate on the next best thing -- besides it's much safer.

Best Regards,
Steve MacLellan

 

Good PageRank on the site and its girlie equivalent... Here's to hoping they'll eventually outrank most of the silly "genuine" pro-abstinence sites in search results.

 

As a wise man once said.. 'You be positive, I'll be realalistic!!!!!' (Home Alone movie) I don't want to find that chick!!!!

Ack!!! Those grins are ©/TM 1337, by me!!!!

 

some kind of UFO maybe

 

I hate to say this but I think I just defy what was written on that article. I was able to get a girlfriend even if I am a dead shy person (my friend can attest to this).
I think she was the one who made the first move.

 

Some girls like shy guys. Everyone is different.

Its really not hard to find a g/f at all, just gotta put yourself out there. Now, someone who doesn't make you want to drive an ice pick in your eye after a few days or weeks - that's an entirely different matter.

I'm the shyest person I know or probably have ever met, and I've never had a problem meeting girls - when I wanted to. I usually stuck to things that were comfortable (online dating sites or chatting or something), but if you are serious about meeting someone, it isn't hard.

It's like anything else in life; you get out what you put into it. If you put some work into trying to meet someone you will; if you don't, you won't. Its not rocket science.

 

Iron Hymen.....pricelesss