Will Nintendo ever get laid?

OK, Ninno. Here you have it You keep brining it up, so this thread is all yours (no images or I will red rep you for each and my rep points count as 7 heh)

Guys, if you think there is a chance that Ninno will ever get some, vote YES and give him some pointers.
If NO< simply agree with him.

Maybe calls for pointers as well and the last one should be left unspoken.

Rock on!

 

Does this include paying for it?

 

lol hmmm maybe that would include option "maybe"?
Shoulda thought about that one

 

Try the Bunny Ranch in Reno. It's awesome!.. I mean I hear it's awesome... I mean it's not like I've been there... oh crap did I just incriminate myself?

 

He can get laid. Anyone can, it's not that difficult.

He just needs to assert himself. If I was his friend I would definitely set him up with a hooker (80's movie-style) and have her pretend like she likes him and stuff. I think once he gets a taste of the promise land he'll be fine.

 

I love bunnies. I could just imagine a whole ranch where they could hop and play….Wait I just looked it up. There’s no rabbits. It’s like a used car lot, except with high mileage women.

I just think Nintendo will end up doing something real gross with something or some guy.

 

Do you think he'll actually marry her like Christen Slater did in True Romance?

 

Yeah, you're right. He'll probably marry the first broad he bags.

 

Well it might actually be a good idea for him because I mean think about it the next one might not come along for another 30 years.

 

I think he's gonna get fed up of his right hand and take his frustrations out on his poor dogs.

 

maybe one of them will take revenge and bite his d**k off hah

 

You'll leave with sores. I never understood why anyone would go to that place. Mustang Ranch (well the old mustang ranch) is only 20 minutes from where I live and I have heard horror stories of what goes on there.

I think Nin should stick to the natural way.

 

Yikes

Mustang Ranch? Isn't that the place the Government shut down and instead of putting up a no trespassing sign they put up a sign that said "Beat it"?

 

Yep. Thats the one. The owner was stealing millions under the table.

The ranch has opened back up a few miles down the highway. They even used a helicopter to move the original buildings. I can't remember what the new place is called.

 

It might just be too hard for a hardcore-gamer to give up control of his joystick.

 

That could be considered a good excuse.

 

Ninno must be asleep. heh

 

Who thinks nintendo himself will vote for the fourth option?

 

That would be a dang shame

 

i don't even want to think about this...gross