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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
    28.8%
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  1. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #181
    Bah!!! I'm not talking about real birds!! U all no what I mean!!! Grrrrr!!!!!

    http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/features/birdsandbees_003842.htm
    or
    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-bir1.htm

    Bah!! This is driving me NUTS that I have to actually be specific...gah!!!! :mad:

    11/26/1337

    Dear Abby,

    How do you get excited! Then how do you transfer the mans sperm in to...bah, do I really need to finish this sentence.... er in to.... the future mother!!! Then how do you be a father with out getting divorced!!! How do you keep from being lazy!!!!! (I'm da king of being lazy!!!) What do you do when the kid is naughty!!! How do you raise the kid to go to collage, or be a webmaster, instead of living in the ghetto with gangs and doing drugs!!! And so on. ie, how do you be a father!!!!!!

    Yours truly, virgin wacko for life.


    Now, who wants to be Abby!!!!

    PS:

    A few warnings before any of you chicks come flying out to Oregon looking for a date. (Or-a-GUN for those of you in Rio Linda.) :D

    1. You want some one you can talk to any time, especially when you are sad or lonley! I'm not the one! I'm anti-social 100%. Think Autism!!!! (Hince the reason I've NEVER asked some one out for a date!! The chicks had to ask me out for say the school Homecoming or Prom dances!! And of course you don't say no to a chick. :D Ugg, eight dances there... Oh the horror....)
    2. You want a guy that can fix something when it breaks!!! Sorry ladies! I'm a lazy bum. Think couch potato that spends his whole life in bed or in front of this iMac.
    3. Some of you might want a guy that can cook. I can't even remember when I last cooked something! I eat every thing COLD!!!!
    4. I NEVER smoke, or drink beer or wine.
    5. You want a strong handsome dude!! At Hot or Not I got a 4.1!!!! I'm a major weakling.
    5. I don't drive!
    6. I'm a Conservitave. DemocRATS stink, Republicans ROCK!!!! It's tax cuts stupid! (ie I'm a MASSIVE Rush Limbaugh fan, with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair!)

    Unless you are one of the .00001783% of chicks that can handle all that, cancel that flight, NOW!!!!! :D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #182
    He's so honest.... :eek:

    !!! I am getting there !!! and you just had to make it red! :)
     
    Colleen, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #183
    Yeah but I forgot to make it bold!
     
    GRIM, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #184
    Update: At Hot or Not, I'm a measly 3.2!!!! Bah!!! I'm hopeless when it comes to looks!!!!
     
    Nintendo, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #185
    wear a glove to make zee love... stop all this thinking... no wonder you don't wanna try it... just do it... you might LIKE it!

    ...........................

    I hear wwhhomes LOVES to cook a nice hot meal... if any of you ladies out there are looking... he'll also listen when you want to talk and probably can fix something too. ;)

    Oh my, there's no escaping THAT!! :eek:
     
    Colleen, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Dekker Peon

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    #186
    since this threads totally random :p how do you upload stuff to tthe gallery??!?! it says i have to pic a category, but i can;t!
     
    Dekker, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #187
    I could make the font size bigger? :cool:
     
    GRIM, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #188
    I've no idea BUT we don't want to see pics of your golden showers or Ricky Martins!! :eek:

    Do you want a smack!?!? ;) :eek:

    You're BIG enough!!
     
    Colleen, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    #189
    they're ricky martinis....shanaynay?

    (but yes that is what i did this weekend in fact right now! :p)
     
    Dekker, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #190
    Oh now you're getting rough :D
     
    GRIM, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #191
    T M I!!!

    Do you like it like that or do you need a gentle touch? :p
     
    Colleen, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #192
    Change the text to 992222, the color of da banned!!!
     
    Nintendo, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #193
    lol...as long as you don't have a penis either way is fine...I'm pickiest on that whole penis thang. :D
     
    GRIM, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #194

    Got to be rough. I want the girl feeling it the next day and thinking bout me.
     
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    #195
    Nintendo is Un-understandable. :)
    That's why Public Opinion is so much scattered :D
     
    Nokia999, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #196
    It's getting hot in here. :D
     
    Colleen, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    #197
    all the way to Judge Judy!
     
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #198
    Elaborate... :confused:
     
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #199
    Keep your hands where we can see them!
     
    GRIM, Nov 26, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #200
    Better yet. Make it so we can see your hands.;)
     
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