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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. bogart

    bogart Notable Member

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    #1501
    When the right one comes along I suggest an Elvis wedding package

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    bogart, Apr 6, 2009 IP
  2. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #1502
    beauty! Vegas, can you imagine him there? I for one cannot !! :D
     
    timsdd, Apr 7, 2009 IP
  3. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1503
    Here, a little Birds and da Bees 101 from da wacko.

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    These are Pollywogs. When you do da wild thing, you can send them to mommy. Usually ONE of them makes it all da way to da egg and comes out of momma nine months later. Some times you're lucky to get more than one Pollywog, and end up with twins, or three kids, or four kids, or five kids, or... :D

    Some times something can go *really* wacko, like this!!!!!!!!!

    Imagen being one of them. Left head is you, and da right head is da King of da Wackos!!! Wouldn't you just love a wacko life!!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Apr 7, 2009 IP
  4. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #1504
    Can I ask you a serious question dude. Are you naturally whacko or did you abuse drugs?
     
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  5. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1505
    I iz high on wacko crack!!!! :D:D Been high on wacko crack since birth!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Apr 7, 2009 IP
  6. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1506
    Yeah, so what happened to you coming to Costa Rica? I already got a girl picked out for you, she likes weird dudes, so this is your shot. :cool:


    Added: Stop using so many images, I keep having to take them off when I quote you.
     
    Blogmaster, Apr 13, 2009 IP
  7. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #1507
    where's webmaster? We need a transplant on this pic!! :D:D
     
    timsdd, Apr 15, 2009 IP
  8. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1508
    Bah!!! No chick will ever be interested in me!!!!!!! I'll just wait for da moon to turn to cheese and some crazy insane chick sees me and haz love at first sight...even after I tell her about my...um...collections!!!! :D

    er, we need Shawn to allow say...20 images per post!!!! :D:D

    Now now, that wouldn't be nice!! Da tadpoles wouldn't like having my head!!! :D
     
    Nintendo, Apr 15, 2009 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1509
    no way!!! then you'd just use 20! and the responders would still be screwed! :D:D


    I never said nice, I said funny :D
     
    timsdd, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  10. bogart

    bogart Notable Member

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    #1510
    You better stop doing that. You could go blind :D
     
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1511
    agreed, lol.
     
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  12. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1512
    How is that going to happen when you never leave your room?
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    mudiiw Peon

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    #1513
    By hanging out the window.
     
    mudiiw, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    leadsguy Peon

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    #1514
    lol this thread is hilarious.
     
    leadsguy, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1515
    That works when you're in Costa Rica, but not in Oregon.
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    Stroh Notable Member

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    #1516
    Wait don't give him any ideas :D :eek:
     
    Stroh, Jul 27, 2009 IP
  17. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1517
    He still has not gotten laid?
     
    Mia, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1518
    Hi guys!!! I'm still a virgin!!! :D:D:D

    Join da Wacko Social Group and be da FIRST to know when I break my virginity, kiss a chick, go on a date, get asked out, or... :D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1519
    Did your dogs ever come back?
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    ivan123 Peon

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    #1520
    wait who is nintendo?
     
    ivan123, Jul 27, 2009 IP