Woman makes local police look like idiots

On the local news there was a story about a woman that wrote some fake checks and the business contacted the police and told them she was scheduled to come back to pick up her merchandise today. The police were there waiting for her. They arrested her and handcuffed her.

However, somehow she took the officer’s car keys and drove off in the squad car with her hands handcuffed. They are now on the lookout for 5’ 2” 110 pound handcuffed blond woman driving a squad car.

I would hate to be the officers that let that happen.

 

Dont the have tracking devices in police cars?

 

My question is...

Why the hell would you return after writing a bad check?

 

Uh, that's my date for tonight...

 

LMAO! Hilarious!

Have some green tea for that.

 

It was at a discount tire store. She wrote stolen checks and came back later to pick up her wheels when they came in.

She, also, later abandoned the squad car.

 

ha ha ha ha oh lordy! imagine being outsmarted by a dumb blonde.

Oh wait, that wasn't the point of this thread.

 

Now finally we got a "Smart blond" (Sounds oxymoron, I know).


Any comments?

 

She was "Ghetto Rich", has a chance to make some money with bad checks and buys rims for her car....

 

Smart? Who said anything about smart?

Doesnt help when there is probably a very good description, fingerprints galore, and people like to gossip.

Taking bets on how long till she's caught. Who wants to start?

 

My ten bux on 2 days bet..

 

*In my best smokey (from Friday) voice*

can you run fast, cuz you know you ain't catching
no crackhead....

 

yeah, they're evolving (couldn't resist )

 

Or mutating????

 

Lol, yeah