Woman Will Make You Mad!

Had a girl IM and ask if I had long distance. "Someone I hadnt chatted to in awhile". They go hey do you have long distance? Can you ring up a guy name Chris at such and such number and have him call me. I was like geez what do you think you are dont be a jerk.

Had one awhile back came into my place to use my phone to make a call and complain about something to someone about something I had every right to be doing.

Why do woman got to be like that is beyond me. The more I look at how they are and even problems that married people have the less I want a girlfriend and or to get married. If I see much more of this stuff it will almost scare me totally into just wanting to stay a hermit the rest of my life. Atleast you dont have to put up with someone elses crap.

Am I just a strange person to start feeling that way or are their other "straight guys" who feel the same way? Sometimes I do wonder if it might be something wrong with me.

 

You should go hang out with Nintendo...

 

c'est la vie. Women always test you, just got to be prepared

 

Give and they will keep taking. Don't give up on women, choose carefully though.

 

Ya first thing I learned is dont give anything to a woman. Thats rule #1. Rule #2 is never tell a woman anthing you dont want anyone else knowing.

 

Hey can you scoot over a little bit? I'm trying to have sex with your girlfriend in your bed and you're kind of in the way. Thanks.

Seriously don't take it. People will walk over you if you let them.

 

Docquesting, sounds like that you have the same problem as me, in that you expect woman to act in a logical, rational manner. I learned to stop expecting them to do so and am now expecting them to be completely irrational, and they don't let me down.

Tips:

1) Don't tell them anything you don't want them to know and don't expect them to keep a secret, they WILL tell someone and it WILL spread.

2) Don't act like a pushover, and don't act sappy. Stand your ground, as woman will walk all over a pussy and leech everything they can from them. This doesn't mean that you must start treating them like crap, just that you mustn't take BS from them. You'll find that all the chicks who are trying to use you will leave you alone.

3) Don't try and suck up to girls, it wont work, and don't treat them as a potential girlfriend. This will make you nervous and mess things up. Just treat them like any other person, and your chances will be better (unless, of course, you treat everyone like dirt ).

4) Women will /always/ test you, just be prepared. The only time they stop testing you is when they are dead. This may sound like they are looking for attention, insecure, etc and a lot are (if only subconciously). Luckily most aren't, but ALL women will test you, so get used to it.

 

The only suggestion I can give about women:

love them... they are the most wonderful thing on earth...

 

hey hey hey, there are some nice one's out there. maybe you just allow women to take advantage of you, lord knows there's women out there looking for those types. are you maybe "too nice" ?

i know alot of women can be total bitches, but keep an open mind and don't become bitter

 

Hahaha. I think every man has come to that conclusion or will so very very soon.

Like PlanetAndrea said there are some good ones out there, but it takes a long time to find them. Even if you find them, they only turn to be the same kind, especially after meeting guy.

Surf

 

When my wife is getting testy..I know what that means and it's time to bust out the wine and give her a solid Fing. Woman are a pain in the ass but I prefer not to be alone and hairy butts don't do it for me.

Fryman ....would you shave your butt for me?

 

Nah, I wax mine..

 

I've been married 10 years and here is my advice:

Run, run, run as fast as you can.

 

I got dumped and cheated on last week. It's hard...

 

If it happened last week how could it be hard? Viagra?

 

I think this is a two lane road folks...and the crap runs downhill on both sides.

 

True, but we aren't talking about men here, this thread's about a poor dude's experience with women

Oh, Docquesting, i forgot to mention, be careful of what you say, every woman I know likes to twist your words around and/or put words in your mouth and/or jump to illogical conclusions, and then try and get into a fight
For example, a while back a female friend of showed me some pictures of when she was small, and she was wearing this sleeping cap with dog ears on the top. So I said that she look cute, like a tiny puppy (because the ears were dog ears), next thing is, she gets angry at me because "I called her a bitch".

What. The. Hell.

Anyway, once you've learned to handle these... quirks... (and it is possible) the you'll life will be much easier

 

Right. I got that part, but I also noticed many references to "all women" and "every women"....if you can let go of stereotypes and actually respond to people as individuals then you might actually find yourself in a pretty happy relationship.



PS: Your avatar keeps reminding me of Full Metal Alchemist, but I know that's not right...who is it?

 

Stereotypes are often initially formed from experience (from there on it's another story), and this is the experience I've had with women. And I am in a happy relationship

Actually, it is Ed from FMA. I just added the eyepatch after a joke with a friend on deviantart about pirates. I decided to keep the eyepatch on the avatar because I was wearing one for a short time IRL (due to an eye op).

 

I thought it was him...but I kept telling myself he never had an eyepatch.