Yart - Last Poster Contest

rofl this is hilarious.

I press refresh and there's 5 replies.

 

now how would I do that and click the button

 

Except I am going to log out in a few minutes

 

30 secs between posts and a page goes by.

 

What'z da prize??!!!!

 

Thats what timers are for

 

mcfox = 2
corena = 2
yfs1 = 6
weirfire = 1
roman1 = 2

 

Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...........................A small lie.
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...........................I knew it.
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
Secretion.....................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor..........................More than one.
Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
Varicose......................Near by/close by

 

A PR4 sitewide

 

Well that will be the end of you

 

Anyone seen any webmasters around here?

 

...

 

Ok first off I know I said turkeys and swans are mean already but Shetland ponies are very mean as well. It's not like I was very big either. I was a child and the pony had me by a good 400-500 pounds.

Shetland ponies are the worst animals a parent can get a kid. They have a Napoleon complex. This one liked to bite and kick. It bit me and ran off so I ran and jumped on its neck taking it down to the ground. We both got up with rage in our little eyes. With a huge bite mark on my arm and the pony covered in dirt neither one of us wanted to make a move so we both stared each other down and finally walked away.

I just realized growing up on a farm I have fought lots of animals. A lot of them were to a standstill because I was so young. I almost feel like going back to the country and having a rematch. I would destroy farm animals in a fight now.

 

I'm not reading that, I'd be 5 pages behind.

 

yfs1, corena, Hodgedup, J.P, mcfox, Nintendo, roman1, Weirfire in this thread


Cmon JP, join us

 

mcfox = 2
corena = 2
yfs1 = 6
weirfire = 1
roman1 = 2
Hodgedup = 1

 

It's just a PR4 link... not sitewide.

Congrats on 8000 yfs. Cant rep you because I have no reps left.

 

my spam comment is already a few pages back

 

No one said congrats (and green repped me ) for passing 8,000

 

Hello every one...

71 bottles of wacko on the wall.

71 bottles of wacko on the wall, 71 bottles of wacko on the wall, you take one down, you pass it around....