Yart - Last Poster Contest

He'd get him but he would end up coughing the bird up or something

Did you see Hassle the Hoff earlier in this thread?

 

Yeah but I mean REALLY get the little wart. Chomp him up, spit out the feathers, and belch.

Curse you, C_R! I just managed to get that horrible image out of my mind and now this!

 

Ack!!! Now, pze know post 2 24.1 hourz!!!

 

Geeze, Nin. In the name of all that's holy, take your damn Ritalin.

You're not making any sense at all tonight.

 

er the last time I took that kind of stuff was..... when eye waz a kid!!!!!

er dew u really exspect da wacko on krack 2 make since!!!!!

That'll be %19.95 at the window pze!!!!!!

 

Let me update you: The previous belief that people grew out of it in their mid-teens turns out to be a myth. Now take the Ritalin and lay off the Mountain Dew for a bit.

 

er I haz never hadz Mountain Due be4!!!! I never drenk kafeen!!!!!

 

err moutain dew doesnt contain Cafeen, or does it?
no need to reply pleaseeeee.

 

You kidding...its worse then coffee

Of course Ninos mother stirring in crack didn't help

 

Ninno seems to be on tweaker schedule

 

I iz on crack skedgual!!!!

 

How can you live with yourself having created this thread

 

Either that or they sold their meds to their classmates instead.

 

%^*(&*%$%^&)_)_(*{{+)!@#$%$

Gread mi glips. No gmore gosting 4 24 hourz!!!!!

 

Hmmm...sounds like more work

I think I'll just post the prizes when someone asks

PS. Did anyone offer anything more in the last 10 hours?

 

Hey Nintendo, isn't it your birthday?
Happy birthday. You are 2 years old today!

 

I know Nintendo loves the innefecient way I am doing this so here are the current prizes again as a reminder



Official Prize Pack

The winner gets all of these

Free Link - Design Agent (Mystery Site) ($30)
Free eBay Affiliate Script with Mod ReWrite - Nintendo ($50 value)
$10 Cash (By Paypal) - mcfox (Value - $10)
1 Hour SEO* Consultation via IM (Can be split up into 15 minute sessions) - yfs1 ($50 Value )
Relaxation CD 3 Pack - yfs1 ($20 Value)
Payment to Tunings Directory Submission Service - yfs1 ($25 value)
Free Logo Design - Webmaster ($20 Value)
5 Humor Articles - Hodgeup ($30 Value)
3 Lifetime 'Sponsored by Pages' - Roman1 ($15 Value)
1986 Yugo Hatchback (or Cash Equivalent)*** - yfs1 ($125 Value)
Custom Blog Skin including all PSD files and HTML/CSS - SEBasic ($250 Value)
$250 Amazon Voucher - Shoemoney ($250 Value)
1 Hour of PHP Programming (Can be Debugging) - Weirfire ($40 Value)
Free Access for Life to This Public Domain Content - Nintendo ($49.95 Value) - Added at 1000 posts
$200 Voucher** - ($200 value...Duh) lorien1973 - Added at 1500 posts

Total Current Value - $1185


*Doesn't have to be about SEO - I know a lot about doing Business in Europe - Especially Public Relations, etc
** Can be used at: TV Products for Less, Online Discount Mart, or Triton Nutrition
***If you live more then 1 mile away from me, you will receive the Cash Equivalent ($125) through Paypal


Mini Prize Contest
A random poster between 900 and 1000 will recieve the following prize
1 Lifetime Link (Must be Family Friendly) - roman1 ($5 Value)

The post number was pre selected by Roman1 and PM's to yfs1 and Weir (We are not eligable). The winner will be notified in this thread and by PM. They have 7 days to claim it.

Mini Prize Contest 2
A random poster between 950 and 1100 will recieve the following prize
1 Sitewide Link (Must be Family Friendly) - Webmaster ($10 Value)

The post number was pre selected by Webmaster and PM'd to yfs1 (I am not eligable). The winner will be notified in this thread and by PM. They have 7 days to claim it.

Mini Prize Contest 3
A poster on a pre-determined date and time will recieve the following prize
Normal Directory Submissions - Tuning ($35 Value)

PS - The Time and Date are somewhere in this thread - If there is a tie the winner will be chosen at Random amongst those posting at that time

Official Rules for this Thread
Last Poster Wins the Entire Prize Package
Last Poster is defined by a 24 hour time period passing without an additional post
If the thread is locked or deleted, there is no winner

Time Frame Change's

Currently - 24 hours without a post
After 6 months - 12 hours without a post
After 9 months - 6 hours without a post
After a year - 3 hours without a post


More Prizes to Follow!!!!

 

Was the mini prize contest 3 not for half an hour ago?

 

I have a prize I would like to add:

Coupon for 1 free backrub*

*and maybe more

I'm guessing it's worth about $100 or so.

 

Nope...But I'm not revelaing when it will be given away (Its in this thread)

I can only say there is no winner yet