Yorkshire man raped by dog!!!!!

"Well I looked at Josephine and she looked at Ned,
What a handsome young couple they ought to have wed.
"Oh no!", said the Farmer, "impossible of course".
For Josephine's my daughter and Ned is my horse."

(Applogies for quoting the literary greats that are The Wurzels)

 

wierd... poor dog... lolz..

saw??? saw neither of these flicks though i'll be watchin zorro this weekend

 

I say arrest the dog. Hey, I read the story of the man that died of a perforated colon on MSN.

My colon will not exist for much longer (lol, no, I'm not going to "love" a horse ) The meds are going to take it out.

 

That sounds exactly like the thing the guy that got arrested would say to stop the spread of the story.

 

lol, so very true. Makes me wonder.

 

Hold ooooon, i did not get jailed... Im out on bail already...













ooops...

 

If I had a big male dog I would teach it to rape people I didn't like. Think about it. Your enemies not only get raped by a dog, it gets in the news and they go to jail and the dog doesn't ever get blamed. It's the perfect crime.

I could be like a crime fighter. Me and my anal raping dog protecting the streets. I'm like a hero.

 

someone should make a movie about that.

 

If someone made a movie out of half the stuff I say everyday then there would be some awesome movies being made.

 

I would be very worried if movies were made about everything you say Hodge lol.

 

Nah they would all be at Sundance so none of us would ever see them Hodge.

 

wow what is this world coming to

 

£4.42 to you mate. And that's cutting my own throat.

 

And that sounds exactly like the thing the guy that got arrested would say to stop the spread of the story.

The world is much safer without you having one so don't go buying any.

Yeh, and I'd be buying 'em all

 

I wonder if they have some kind of public service where you can find out if your neighbor's dog happens to be a sex offender

 

A man raped by a dog. The world gets crazier each day.

 

Read the thread, asswipe

 

Man I wish you'd just go post somewhere else sometimes. It's like having a parrot around the place that just repeats the title of the thread.

 

I wonder if they have group counselling for guys who got raped by animals

 

If they did I would wait outside with my big mean anal raping dog and let my dog get them as soon as they came out. That would probably set their therapy back a while.