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You wake up at 3 a.m

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by JdpWorld, Dec 26, 2005.

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    10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your
    e-mail on the way back to bed.
    9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape
    Navigator 4.1 or higher."
    8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
    7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
    pulled the plug on a loved one.
    6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your
    child in the overhead compartment.
    5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the
    free Internet access.
    4. You laugh at people with 56 K modems.
    3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
    2. The last girl/man you picked up was a JPEG.
    1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start
    to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
    You try to hum to communicate with the modem.
    You succeed.
    N-N GOLN
     
    JdpWorld, Dec 26, 2005 IP
  2. FreshPosters

    FreshPosters Peon

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    LOL funny story, not Yahoo related, but funny story.
     
    FreshPosters, Dec 26, 2005 IP
  3. airforcematt

    airforcematt Active Member

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    #1 was one of the funniest :p I used to imitate my modem back when I was on dial-up :p
     
    airforcematt, Dec 26, 2005 IP
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    #4
    very very funny hahahaha
     
    Junaid, Dec 26, 2005 IP
  5. amitpatel_3001

    amitpatel_3001 Results Follow Patience

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    #10 coincides :p
     
    amitpatel_3001, Dec 26, 2005 IP
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    devAngel Banned

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    lol...i did the #3 but #1 was the wackiest
     
    devAngel, Dec 27, 2005 IP
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    i'm used to wake a middle of the night, since i sleep on afternoon.
     
    OrangutaN, Dec 27, 2005 IP