Your mother and your wife are drowning. Who would you save?

who ever screams and yelps the loudest. it will be a close contest.

it would be deafening sound.

 

If your mother likes your wife, then she will tell you to save your wife and yourself.

 

Since I don't like swimming and I'm not married, this scenario is impossible for me at this point.

 

Ever wondered, if your wife is pregnant, then there are three lives to save....You'll save one life or two?????

 

Niether i would smoke a joint and call the coastguard. Because i cant swim!

 

What if you can do without a replacement mother... For me: my wife could never be replaced!

and for the people saying their wife can be replaced: you better replace her now!

 

The one who was bitting my foot the hardest

Only joking,

I would have to say my wife because she cant swim as well as my mother. My Mother would have had a better chance of survival on he own.

 

Lol, I would let them both die so I don't feel guilty about choosing 1

 

Me and the Wife and the Mother in Law,
Went for a walk on Blackpool shore,
The Mother in Law she fell in the sea,
The wife she turned and screamed at me,
"Don't stand and watch her drowning",
"Don't stand and watch her drowning",
"Don't stand and watch her drowning",
I said, "Right, i'll shut me eyes"

Mike Harding

 

Wife if i am over 40,Mother if i am under 40

 

Tough question i would skip..

 

Impossible to answer.

 

Well, tough question.

 

I will better watch Titanic movie end scenes on my mobile to remind me of lessons learned in life.

 

lmao! love this! i would save my wife. i mean my mother is more of a pain...

 

Blood is thicker than water.

 

what a fucking question. this is so bizarre that i cant even answer it.

 

Let both the cunts drown

 

Twenty years ago, a woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?"

"Yes, I remember."

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'"

"Yes, I do," she said.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today."

 

both they are the same person